BIGGER. BULKIER. BETTER.

a mass of pale green, softly dissolving in the water.

there were whiffs or garlic in the air.

a strong hint of fish as well. (IT WAS FLOUNDER)

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and would you guess yesterday i ate blueberries for breakfast? I HAVE PROOF.

i never understood why people write about these sorts of things ont heinternet.is it a compulsion? you would be floored, possibly repulsed if i told you half the shit thats gone down int he past week ALOne so i digress.

SAYIN'

oh please cantankerous tell me more about your hepatitis i'm eagerly waiting to read more about it.

eat me.

hott

no way with like the 80 cigs you smoke a day (emmah only smokes 4 a day now) i dont think it would be very nice :)

women just need to have some penis power inside them: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A

anyway.

MY URINE

drank coffee this morning, so there was a whiff in the air. clear and abundant.

on a different front, waiting for the pork sanwich to make its appearance (it was head cheese & mustard on a ciabatta).

o sweet internet that lets me display my bodily functions to the world

it's like i'm pissing on all of you.

can you smell the french roast?

a whole year?

are you sure you're not taking something a bit stronger than coffee? like meth?

and guys need to calm the vagina power revolution: http://www.vaginapowertv.com/

sorry, i edited.

i think head cheese & mustard shouldn't be left out


just wanted to join the public diplay of bodily functions, before all the advertising space is sold.

yeah well, my mouth tastes of raw ramen noodles...because i just ate some raw ramen noodles (well not raw but fresh off the pack).

nice. keep us informed as it comes back, if you puke in your mouth a little & all.

fuck privacy.

let it all hang out.

nah, my esophagus is chilling tonight, no nasty shit. i might burp once but that's it.

keep detailed logs.

public ones, of course.

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by the way, i just scratched my nuts and sniffed my fingers. nice & rank. like a good french cheese.

yawn.









































seriously, i yawned.

worst. thread. ever.

hurray.



































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