fuck. well not if i have to go through the trouble of changing my username... daveisstillnotdead

So you're staying alive out of laziness?

i hope it doesn't lower your opinion of me

No not at all. I crossed the desert out of laziness. Couldn't be bothered to book the flight.

so, how bout them clits

I find them not as hard to find as they seem to be in movies and television.

Actually relatively easy.

your dog doesn't count!

I don't have a dog.

Just because I've never been laid doesn't mean I've never stuck my finger down a girlfriend's pants. I've done that plenty of times.

PROTIP: try taking her pants off first.




(you can thank me later)

now we know why she ran away!

I hate dogs/gods?

i need a walker or something.
help.

I need a walker already, my back already hurts like hell.

give me yr t shirt:eek:

i hope you didnt get your fudge packed in, or you'll need a doughnut cushion to sit on.

yours isn't crooked and carpet-burned!
hahaha don't you have to sit on those if you break your tailbone?

wahahahahahahaha:p:p

they are for people with ass problems, or so i've heard.



http://www.painreliever.com/duromed_DMI102.html

i don't have ass problems. how can someone have ass problems when they don't have an ass?

Hemorrhoids!!