whats a good looking cock

^^^ oh hi look. another girl.

make me a sammich.

a chicken sammich.

with mustard.

Yeah, fuck Harrods, get her a Marks and Spencer ham and egg roll. A superb thing. Oh, and chuck in two bottles of Kick too. Every bit as good as red bull only you get two large bottles for £1.50 from Tescos. The little fucker'll be up for a week!

Nooooo Sleeeep till bedtime!

i have to wait until 11:00 and go all the way over to fucking 7th avenue and pay $14 for a roast beef sandwich.
this is balls.

lol wut?

are you some kind of sissy boy?

thanks for calling me cuntankerous you little shit.

That's it. BED!

it's 10:00 in the goddamn morning!

$14 for a sandwich? Yikes!

It's all about the hot salt beef w/mustard bagels for me.

best sandwich in the entire world though

carnegie deli ftw

Why do you want a roast beef sandwich at 10.00 in the morning? Tell me. WHY?!?!?!?!

W H Y?!?!?!

There's a couple of wicked deli/sandwich places here in Soho, including one which does an amazingly huge freshly cured Basque Ham sandwich. it's not cheap (about £5/$10) but boy is it worth it. They do great espressos too.

Because you crave the roast beef but can't have it due to your prostate "problem", ha ha ha ha ha.

That hot dog place in soho is pretty good too, but again expensive. and I always end up getting mustard up my nose. Nice though all the same.

My prostate is of concern only to me and my anal-yst, thank you very much mr bloke fancier.

Look, sweetheart, don't wave that....thing...in front of my face. Ugh, brain the size of planet and the manners of a gimp.

Why is cantankerous in this thread?

Answer me that Larry Grayson.

Ooh, get me sweetie. Shut that door, my darling!

Cantankers is here cos she rolls like that, G. All about the ladies with man-punching fists, y'all.

hey guys, demonrail just admitted to having a finger up his ass.

floatingslowly - oh, that's old news, that. You should ask him about his Diane Coupland thang: