I love how these threads are so predictable.

Everyone goes crazy about the original topic, then there's some craziness and quietness and off-topic until someone makes a comment about the state of the board or the thread. That becomes the topic of the thread until some new developement sends people into a whirl.

Then there's a bunch more posts about the state of the thread or the state of this message board (like this one and floatingslowly's which usually start with "I love how..."), a few people laughing or being smartasses for a while, then the thread dying.

Until about a week later when it gets bumped, gets about 3 more replies.

3 months later, it gets bumped again, with someone going "haha." and someone else going "Why did you bump this?" and me going "Yes!"

Then it's forgotten until about 6 months later when someone goes "remember that thread where we said fuck matador a bunch? Wasn't that funny?" And someone bumps this thread again with "bump :)" and no one replies.

Carry on.

a search of my databank suggests that I have only used the words "I love how" twice in the last year. I'm in a generous mood, so I'll give you 3 (counting "I like how").

how DARE you put words in my mouth.

bump.

why did you bump this?

haha

Yes!

I love how floatingslowly did this

Now Matador thinks we're talking in code about how much they suck.

wait, what?

don't make me get the trojan-in-a-can, ok?

I hope this helps.

:)

all your fancy technimahoozies won't make me fall for your scams, son.

that's it, i'm getting the worm-in-a-can.

your jokes work better when they require a leap in thought, however small.



























just saying. im doing it for a good cause. :(

^^^ says YOU.

leap o' thoughts have no part in legal documents.

besides, thanks to my post, I added a new word to my lexicon.

"technimahoozies"

guess so. still i prefered this one.

don't you mean MY post?

leap o' thought incoming:

my post [begat->] yr post [begat->] mypost [begat->] !@#!$! [begat->] my post [begat->] yr post

ya feel me?

it's convoluted, I know.


[edit: +2 begats]



ps:!@#!$!$, you would, you sick bastard.

i got it the first time. you've gone middle-brow, man...

that would be a super reply, if I was talking to you.

just sayin'.

every-e needed some 'splaining.

let me guess....you just googled that.