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lechaoscestmoi 10.01.2008 09:19 AM

10th page
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Rob Instigator 10.01.2008 09:22 AM

I miss her so bad. When she used to come over and we would forcefully and thickly slide the needle into the groove....when we would sonically o'gasm due to her immense clitoris vibrating to Big Black albums turned up to 11....when the drugs would kick in and her "boyfriend" would leave to meet his "boyfriend", if you know what I mean... then when her mom would lube up the backdoor...no screen door on this puppy!!!
;)

floatingslowly 10.01.2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
10th page
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End of the threaD


yr not the ringmaster of this circus, but you might reach 200 posts by the time we get to page 15! woohooo!

lechaoscestmoi 10.01.2008 09:25 AM

you mean 2,000

floatingslowly 10.01.2008 09:27 AM

2,000 pages is a little too much to ask for, don't you think?

MellySingsDoom 10.01.2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I miss her so bad. When she used to come over and we would forcefully and thickly slide the needle into the groove....when we would sonically o'gasm due to her immense clitoris vibrating to Big Black albums turned up to 11....when the drugs would kick in and her "boyfriend" would leave to meet his "boyfriend", if you know what I mean... then when her mom would lube up the backdoor...no screen door on this puppy!!!
;)



And in next week's episode, Rob I wakes up from his dream to find out that Cantankers has arranged to habr him tied up in some dungeon in Brooklyn, with his body being rudely abused by naked Rosie O'Donnell lookalikes. In the background plays techno. :D ;)

floatingslowly 10.01.2008 09:30 AM

I hear that Rosie has a rather large strap-on.

can anyone confirm?

gmku 10.01.2008 09:34 AM

If you haven't yet done so, you should neg rep greedrex for starting this dumb thread.

Then you should neg rep everyone who contributes to its continuation.

floatingslowly 10.01.2008 09:37 AM

I only neg-rep when it's lulzy for me. I tried to bait !@#$!$!@ into seriousness last week, but he wasn't having it. he went all cool hand luke on mah ass. :(

I'm still holding out for T&B to check his rep. he seems like a serious kind of guy (even if he tucks his pants into his socks).

gmku 10.01.2008 09:41 AM

Tucks his pants into his socks?! Come on, nobody does that.

Do they?

greedrex 10.01.2008 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
If you haven't yet done so, you should neg rep greedrex for starting this dumb thread.

twat.
i only try to help people express their feelings, let it all out and feel better thereafter.
I should get grants from the State for doing it.

gmku 10.01.2008 09:47 AM

No, you shouldn't. This was bad form, old chap. We'll forgive you this if you endure our neg repping without complaint and promise to never do it again.

greedrex 10.01.2008 09:48 AM

No.
You can't neg rep me.
I am strongly opposed to it.
I'm a nice dude.

lechaoscestmoi 10.01.2008 09:51 AM

i just bought this

 

SYRFox 10.01.2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
i just bought this

 

Sorry but I think the person who sold it to you was a charlatan

This Is Not Here 10.01.2008 10:01 AM

 

In memory of Cantankerous.....

atsonicpark 10.01.2008 12:13 PM

we should go back and negative rep her posts now to get her out of the top of the members list (reputation).

gmku 10.01.2008 12:31 PM

YES!!

Derek 10.01.2008 12:31 PM

And rep me to get me into the top of the members list, right?

sarramkrop 10.01.2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
She may be gone for good.

or not. Who knows?
For now express yr feelings towards the Cantank .
Do you miss the teenage angst?
the rants?
the loaded bank account?
the hotness?
the eyes?
the shortest posts ever?

maybe this will make her come to say hello, westernquinox styley.



No that I read her posts or any much of late, but they sure are more entertaining than yours when I happen to. I mean, you try to be funny but you're just dull. To the point that i haven't even finished reading your post and I'm replying to it.


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