I most sincerely look forward to being yr first victim.

my physiology prevents me from drinking too much before synaptic collapse.

I hope that nobody minds me mainlining battery acid instead.


WUT?

yr emoticons are confusing me.

:confused:

here, try this one instead: :mad:

But hating you makes me happy, so it makes perfect sense!

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Did I read something about a drinking contest? I'm usually drunk when I'm posting here as it is. I will take all of you on. Especially the women.

^ amerikangod is a mysogynist.
anything u can do, i can do better.
femme acloholics for the win.

But this leaves out the board's most desirable Australians. Though perhaps they can function as judges, with all of their convict-descendant experience.

You know that means you're going against me, right? You've got some serious competition, foo.

i'm sweaty and half-naked right now.

fixed.

O.k., so I started to write that, but then I figured zeropumpkins would begin to think I was stalking him...

what the hell does billy corgan have to do with all of this?

:confused:

He was the last person to record with Sky Saxon, so perhaps more than he should.

Zombie Robot, you're right, I AM a misogynist, but in this case I was more so noting the desire to drink with women because it'd allow me the opportunity to be with drunken women. So it came from the wellspring of my love, not my hate.

terriblecanyons, all I can say is bring it.

Do either of you live in New York? When can this happen?

I live far away from new york.

How far?

I live in Wyoming.

Yeah, that's pretty far. Well, if I ever visit Wyoming I'll let you know. And if you ever visit New York let me know. And then we will see who is more awesome at drinking.

Let's do it.

My relations came here by choice (not sure why exactly) so there is only very little judging experience. Still happy to sit on the sidelines though. To be honest I am a glass and a half kind of girl and then I fall in love with the floor, so it would be quite pointless in me participating in any competitions.

LOL PHOENIX CAN'T STAND UP ISNT IT HILARIOUS, etc.

Drinking contest: Yes! but be advised when I'm inthe zone I tend to:

1.) embarass children
2.) get panties wet
3.) make liqour my bitch