Sonic Youth Gossip

Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)
-   Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
-   -   What offends you?? (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=34190)

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i'm just saying that anyone on this earth who thinks there is a god in heaven that they can say "ARE YOU THERE GOD ITS ME MARGARET PLEASE MAKE MY BOOBIES GROW" to and their wish will be granted is fucking crackers.


while i'm very highly antirreligious (it gives me hives), let me just say, no mature practitioner of a serious religion (sounds like 2 oxymorons together, right?) would ever do that.

in other words, that's how 7 year olds pray-- the criticism doesn't apply to grownups. ALL 7 year olds are fucking crackers.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i'm just saying that anyone on this earth who thinks there is a god in heaven that they can say "ARE YOU THERE GOD ITS ME MARGARET PLEASE MAKE MY BOOBIES GROW" to and their wish will be granted is fucking crackers.



ahahah anton lavey.

con man? of course. he led a religion.


That is not how you pray. And that is not what you pray for. You don't pray for selfish things like bigger tits. No wonder you don't believe in god if that's the shit you ask him for.

I talk to god like a companion. I ask that he will help me be a good woman to others because that makes me feel better than doin shit for me. Evereytime I have asked him for something important he HAS ANSWERED. That's why I believe.

Satan 09.09.2009 03:17 PM

your logic would be perfect except for the fact that a lot of retard "adults" in america do it too. my grandma TOLD me she prays for me for fucksake.

pbradley 09.09.2009 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
but it's useful in various developed fairytales! which have more value? hmmmm....

anyway, re: the idea of god, sure, it's huge, it's everywhere for fucks sakes, and that's what makes it so goddamn annoying.

Everyone, including you, lives in a fairytale world. "Invalid" ideas are part of being alive. I thought you called yourself an instrumentalist?

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
your logic would be perfect except for the fact that a lot of retard "adults" in america do it too. my grandma TOLD me she prays for me for fucksake.



Maybe she loves you! I prayed for you too!

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Everyone, including you, lives in a fairytale world. "Invalid" ideas are part of being alive. I thought you called yourself an instrumentalist?



Me? I can't play an instrument. I can't sing either.

The reason I called fairytales "valuable" is because they make great bedtime reading for 5 year olds. No great extrapolation there.

Rob Instigator 09.09.2009 03:30 PM

isms and schisms

Satan 09.09.2009 03:30 PM

if i want something i'm not going to sit around and go "pweeeese jeebus help meeeee"

i'm gonna go fuckin' get it.

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
if i want something i'm not going to sit around and go "pweeeese jeebus help meeeee"

i'm gonna go fuckin' get it.


And you should! God does not like sloth. He does not expect you to sit on yr ass asking him for shit like you do yr mommy. You bust yr ass fr what you want and trust that he will make sure you end up there if it is what is supposed to be.

When I say he has given me things I asked for I mean my husband of 11 yrs, my job and other things. But I snapped and asked him for an answer to these and he answered the next day. Like a true miracle. I worked hard to get there but he nudged me the rest of the way.

pbradley 09.09.2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
The reason I called fairytales "valuable" is because they make great bedtime reading for 5 year olds. No great extrapolation there.

Then I am glad you agree.

In fact I think the number of ways in which the concept of God changes from one "bedtime reading for 5 years olds" to another reveals how "God" is nothing more than a metaphysical tool.

pbradley 09.09.2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
if i want something i'm not going to sit around and go "pweeeese jeebus help meeeee"

i'm gonna go fuckin' get it.

Or try and fail to get it.

Satan 09.09.2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Or try and fail to get it.

believe me, if i want something it's going to be mine.

DeadDiscoDildo 09.09.2009 03:49 PM

Like my cock, Satan?

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:49 PM

I will pray for you all!
Good bye for today
;)

Satan 09.09.2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Like my cock, Satan?

you read my mind

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
I will pray for you all!
Good bye for today
;)


thanks but no thanks

kindly keep me out of that mess

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
thanks but no thanks

kindly keep me out of that mess


Too bad it's done

Satan 09.09.2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
thanks but no thanks

kindly keep me out of that mess

that's what i said to my grandma

!@#$%! 09.09.2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
Too bad it's done

 


bet you didn't see that one coming

SONIC GAIL 09.09.2009 03:58 PM

I see alot


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:47 PM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content ©2006 Sonic Youth