the treads be shiny King o' mine, and the queen has been handwashed, w/ a happy ending.

an interesting approach, there.

May I be the gator in the moat?

i'll be taking the day off. and i don't give a fuck if you mind or not.

^^^ oh, thank gawd. yr back. I was starting to worry about you. :(

Nefeli: transmitting.... )))(oO)(((

Rob Instantgator: thank you and WUT??

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_slavo_ = #8
nicfit = #10

and no, I'm sorry nic, Rob's got the job. I have something special in mind for the both of you though.

please run down to the village and round up a half dozen virgins (all females, you dolts). have them washed (Rob still has a damp rag) and ready for my inspection in after dinner.

please let's be polite and leave other boardies out of the game, will you?

There's actually nobody I hate on the SY forum. I even like Tanky and Porky.

my rep is miserable. i am a miserable user.

I know, I know.

this is a test of the emergency broadcast system. this is only a test. in the event of an actual emergency, please have yr flavor-aid pre-mix kits ready (along with Thorazine, sodium pentathol, chloral hydrate, Demerol and Valium for yr non-reacting neighbors):

WHITE NIGHT!
WHITE NIGHT!
WHITE NIGHT!
WHITE NIGHT!

yeah, sorry, my alter ego Positive Polly took over for a bit
likewise.

I somehow expected you'd post "I'm slow, I'm slow" and was pretty relieved that you didn't :p

no no no no no, I'm glad you did not quote me of saying that, so that's why I'm relieved :)

dear minions and underlings, I, yr Kueeng, have just been served the SMALLEST SAMMICH KNOWN TO MAN.

you are hereby commanded to go forth (en masse) to yr local Quiznos and make the following demands:

1. no more extra-small sammiches. this is a disgusting disgrace.
2. no more hindi-indian lunch soundtracks. henceforth, The Diamond Sea and Blink will be played (back-to-back), on repeat.
3. no more fucking extra-small sammiches ffs.
4. ????
5. profit.

RACIST!

HOT MEXICAN!!
HOT MEXICAN!!
HOT MEXICAN!!

Kegmama = #1

Kegmama, please enjoy the day off. get yr rest. tomorrow's going to be a big day.

in bed with !@#$%!

oh yeah

no fair!

i call the hot wife!

You were not supposed to quote me FS; that was a special love transmission for your eyes only. ;) And how can I rest when your twisted biddings are how I get off, great King?!



Mang, 2 mins does not count as 'in bed'!



That is hott. We could be lipstick lesbians and put those dykes Lindsay & Sam to shame.

oh yes

sexxxxxxee

no fair for who? she's looking forward to spanking kegmama. ha!


2 minutes will be the intervals between yr multiple orgams. it's going to be a hard day!

Oh damn, that was GOOD.

that's what they call "polishing the knob"

With how much knob polishing I do, you'd think I'd work at the hardware store.

I like how you think.


now, if you don't mind, I'm going to just sit right here and watch the lesbo action go down.

BEST THREAD EVER.

ok, someone has to end this reign of madness...

<plug in...></pi>
u:\ log in: every-e
u:\ password: ******

...

.
.
.

<dixie flatline engaged>

u:\ c: kill robot

...

u:\ abort abort!!!

<LEZBO ACTION EMERGENCY>

...

sorry, carry on.

<<self friend seeks destruction....>>

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic ok, someone has to end this reign of madness... <plug in...></pi> u:\ log in: every-e u:\ password: ****** ... . . . <dixie flatline engaged> u:\ c: kill robot ...

[[black ice protocol 123187.917: execute]]
ALERT: Chinese mil_grade IB-chipset:"Kuang" detected.
SUBSYSTEMS: 56% infiltration//
ALERT: meatmetal-harmonics have been compromised.
ALERT: switching to redudant sys...1!!&#@K!K$)AbreakAX()*M@#$ !@AS!#$%* @!#()$M*F@345nbreak#.,..mm,...///.

how dare ye utter my holy name in vain, ye punk??

yes!!!!

we're getting rid of the robot without much interference for a lezboton!!!

did anyone say lezboton?

someone has to fill in for the cantank vicious but kegma is still here, though.

Kegmama is now above me in the rep stakes. And damn right, too - the natural rep order has been restored.

i'll be around for awhile longer...just killing time until i have to go elsewhere

When you left last year, your absence felt interminable.

no, i meant i will be here on my computer for awhile until i have to go to dinner.

i didn't leave, i had no internet. but if you'd like me to leave i can do that.

mysterious dinners! ha!