yo mama told me yo daddy had a tiny pecker. that's why he works from 6 to 9. he's not busy tapping that big rump she's got. I can make it right/bounce/giggle/vibrate/squirt life.

hey, she said it. not me. she wouldn't let me relax "goddamn baby" because she couldn't get enough of that super blast off suck off. crowning me the king/head of all dicks.

she swallows too which isn't that exicting. you gots to do something with it. just wanted to built up the anticipation slash ticipations yo mama is lovely.

yo mama is my hero/queen.

like Draymond green you took the bait.

the cruise was a blast!! had more fun and the Bahamas and the ocean water is just beau ti ful!! Nassau was amazing. crowded though. love the locals.

tons of sun and booze which in all cost me over 400 dollars. hey that's not bad. everything else was free for a four day cruise.

That's legit!

I need a vacation soon. I want to go out, but at the same time I just want to hoard as much money as I can right now. I'm doing a really good job at it right now and I don't want to get off track.

reading youtube comments incites suicide right

Bastille are the worst band: whwere the fukin relevant shite... ah blogh

Im fucking tired of doing computer work even in my sleep.

I need to go out and dig some ditches or something else physical.

But first, some rum.

lately i do get involved in funny situations. the police took away my pickaxe. but i can vote for hitler one more time because the last time it has been soo funny.
kein schöner land.

Spent all last week down on the Bolivar Peninsula with the family:

View from our deck:


storm moving across the Gulf:


Sunset from the inter-coastal side:


not as crowded during the week:

i thought that was an 80s/90s thing (i've seen some of those clips before, especially the nose things) and then i found out it's new but then i spot sun city girls/ negativeland in the album credits (well members of) and OF COURSE

good little video, thanks

everybody is talking about people and cops getting shot but no is mentioning that it's fucking fire cracker HOTT ASS HELL!!! heat index today was 106. thought I was going to die. I did a little bit I think.

oh yeah. prior to this trip, I hadn't taken a vacation in years. maybe 9 or so years. I thought a cruise would be lame but, im telling you it was fun. next year I might go on the 7 day one to Puerto rico and the virgin islands. you go make sure to snorkkle. it's the best.

the only bad thing about this was I had to come home to the same routine and be bitter again.

BERSERK!

Never been this depressed in a long time.

Hi everyone,

It's been a while since I last visited this place...

Hope you are all doing well. Miss you guys!

Greetings from the darkest part of Africa. xxx

Wow!
The Great Tokolosh came by for a visit!
It's sooo nice to see other old fellow sygers jump in here from time to time.
Hope life's treating you well, sir!

i found it amazing. i would not know if i would jump with the shute and not without it. fuck.

Skydiver makes history by jumping 25,000 feet into a net without a parachute

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...eet-into-a-ne/

you are not serious vatican, are you?

 

 

Published on Jul 30, 2016
The Satanic Temple (TST) has announced that this coming school year (2016) will find their organization operating in elementary schools across the nation where they will be offering their new After School Satan Club program to students. While the presence of a religious organization in public schools will no doubt be shocking to some, evangelical litigants -- primarily the Child Evangelism Fellowship (CEF) represented by lawyers from the Liberty Counsel -- have solidly established the legal rights of religious organizations to operate clubs in public schools.

According to the CEF website, “[...] the United States Supreme Court ruled that a public school which allows use of its facilities to secular groups may not discriminate against religious groups.” And now that the CEF has established its Bible-based Good News Clubs across the nation, TST are eager to offer their own after school clubs, which will focus upon “critical reasoning, independent-thinking, fun, and freethought.”

According to TST spokesperson, Lucien Greaves, “School districts across the nation are now receiving letters from The Satanic Temple explaining that we will be offering our clubs in their schools this coming school year, and parents in those schools can expect to be presented with a permission slip from their children in the first weeks of the Fall semester. All of the districts we’ve approached are nearby to local chapters of The Satanic Temple, and each school district has hosted, or is now hosting, Good News Clubs in their schools. This being the case, we are sure that the school districts we’ve approached are well aware that they are not at liberty to deny us use of their facilities, nor are they at liberty to deny us any level of representation in the schools that they afford to other school clubs -- such as fliers, tables, brochures, and school-wide announcements. We would like to thank the Liberty Counsel, specifically, for opening the doors of public schools to the After School Satan Club through their dedication to religious liberty.”

Elaborating the mission of the After School Satan Clubs, Greaves states, “It’s important that children be given an opportunity to realize that the religious materials now creeping into their schools are representative of but one religious opinion amongst many. While the Good News Clubs focus on indoctrination of children by way of evangelism, instilling them with a fear of Hell and God’s wrath, After School Satan Clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism, the scientific basis for which we know what we know about the world around us. We prefer to give children an appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them, not a fear of everlasting other-worldly horrors.”

For more information, see the After School Satan Club website: www.afterschoolsatan.com

I'm looking for a decent camera. I'm going to Seattle at the end of the month and my girlfriend and I are looking for a decent camera for our travels n stuff. ANy recommendations for something between 100-200?

cards, bags, storage drives included?

Yeah....basic necessities case and card included. Well I have 32g SD already....but yeah.

lemme check something

meanwhile--what phones do you guys have?

I have a iPhone 6s and she's rocking the Galaxy 6Edge.

check the list here:

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/searc...&srtclk=so rt

[eta i got it sorted by user rating]

lenses and ergonomics will be better with those but not sure about sensor size and resolution, video, etc.
[eta slightly better sensor size but smaller video]

you could just add some extra iCloud (you) and storage (her) and have fewer things to carry which is always a PITA

but ymmv

eta you can get a selfie stick for yr phones too no handing shit to strangers

eta (i hope this is the last)
https://www.olloclip.com
buy here: https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/searc...=iphone%20lens (not open fri pm/sat)



alternativey if you need local store i believe they have CALUMET in sícago just beware the upsale

Yeah....I was hoping I'd be able to go to a local joint.....but it seems like online it is.

I appreciate the help! Gettin' paid today so I'll be ordering this weekend.

holy fuck i just saw that calumet closed down and filed for bankruptcy!

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/artic...t-three-stores

that was a good fucking store. damn. i have good memories of it.

b&h rules though

SO, what are you getting? i'm curious.

me, i'd get that ollio case for the phone and every lens. but i have an old school 4s, ha ha ha, no good lenses for it.

So last Friday was my wife's birthday and it was by far one of the worst EVER!
Anyway, things were much better Saturday when my wife and I hit Houston staying the weekend at, Hotel Icon









We had a jacuzzi in our room and Saturday night dinner and dancing at Sambuca's was just what my wife needed......we will be returning to Icon in the near future!

Nice!

it's amazing - you take a couple of years off the board and when you return nothing much has changed..
familiar usernames and the attitude associated with them..

almost feels like a highschool reunion (where you're ignored and get drunk alone)...

ha ha ha ha!

how are things?

so so..
life happens, and you start feeling weary all the time..

awaiting better days..

I'm going to research these lenses a bit before I make my purchase...but I was thinking so far of the Sony Cybershot. It has a high MP count so I feel like the picture quality will be there. My brother has also had them in the past and I've felt like they were good....also forgot to mention they're small n stuff...which is a plus.


EDIT: Honestly..I've heard ofthese lenses before, but I always saw them as some sort of gimmick. Now I'm willing to give them a bit of attention. Also...I don't have a cloud set up....well not an icloud. I do have a Drive account so yeah....space shouldn't be an issue.

yeah-- sony makes some great sensors. sony cameras are a bit too much 'roids for my tastes but yeah they're best sellers for a reason

also i should have mentioned-- some of nicfit's best shots of yore were on a canon powershot-- not sure what he's shooting these days, but he's around maybe ask him

on that note i should ask him too ha ha ha. he takes awesome photos.

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