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I can promise you that, to the best of my knowledge, I'm a real flesh-and-blood human. |
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Don't think I don't recognize Fran Drescher when I see her, pal I ain't that young :o |
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Yup. So is that you though? Because you’re brand new :D |
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Yeah, just busting testes and/or ovaries. Sorry. And sorry for the testes/ovaries thing. That was gross. |
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He wears kangaroo shoes so he's confirmed floslo
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I see FloOp is making this bored gross again.
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My crush came out at school today...
Everything is fine! |
I’m pretty sure that actually is floatingslowsly.
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I’m pretty sure you all are floatingslowsly.
Goddammit |
One of the junior reporters just quit at my newspaper so now I have the lovely job of convincing corporate that, yes, we need to fill the position, and no, we can’t split his duties between the remaining staff (which is just me, the other editors and one newbie at this point) and to find someone to take the job.
Yay. Luckily, this person was not a hard-working or committed journalist, and almost anyone who comes on board will do a better job, boosting the net quality of the publication. But FUUUUCK now the rest of us have to do that person’s job, in addition to our own, while cajoling corporate, interviewing new candidates and trying to avoid more cuts. Yay. Fuck. Yay. Show me how LinkedIn is supposed to work. |
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hahaha just ask linkedin! maybe just pay for premium for a month or two |
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You could get me :D I've actually kind of wanted to be a journalist before (mostly a sports one, but I could adapt). But that's less feasible now, and also you're on the other side of the world probably :( |
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I'm not so sure. Look at their first post. They said something about 12th grade being 10 years ago or something like that....we all know FloSlo passed the 12th grade much much much longer than 10 years ago....no offense to FloSlo. |
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No, I think FS was about my age, and I graduated, like... Ok yeah. Never mind. Goddammit. :( WHAT HAPPENED TO TIME? |
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bachelor’s degree is a minimum requirement, I’m afraid. Also, don’t leave Australia for this fuckrag healthcare system. |
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Dammit. Don't worry, it'd be in and out. |
We are all flortingslorty.
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Oh shit he's back.
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You cunts said my name three times, and I was summoned, from the sulphurous abyss.
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O hai
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Fun fact: I’ve only met one other person “from this board”, and it was completely by accident. Making it weirder, her current band mate is an old friend of westernquinoxrox. Lathe on, O hol si ho, and all that. |
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Who the hell are you? |
I'm the one who disgusts you.
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I see that one of The Old Ones has returned. And they're from my neck of the woods too.
Hi floatingslowly, I'm the new girl. --- Being a teenager sucks, especially when you're aware you're being stupid and whiny but you don't stop. |
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So yeah at least one person other than floatingslowly is floatingslowly |
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You know who else I am? Glice. And Satan. Mostly Satan. |
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Hi new girl. Are they being nice to you? I hope so. I would, if I posted here. That said, I’m from Texas, ma’am. |
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I wasn't thinking where you from, more where you are. The first one's on the other side of the world, the other's a reasonably short train trip. |
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Unlike the rest of these dickheads, you clearly aren’t easily fooled. And they are dickheads, don’t let them fool you. Truth be told, I like Melbourne more than Texas, and these days, nobody can tell I’m from Texas anyways. It’s always Canada. Which brings me to my next statement, please stop coddling toward Canadian’s feelings. If you think someone is from America, just say it. If they are Canadian, and get upset, fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. You people are terrified of offending Canadians and I just don’t get it. Me? I’m on the Hurstbridge line. |
Also: Howdy do. Howdy do.
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You just literally put a tear in my Slovakian eye. You haven't forgotten. <3 |
As if. I have a pronographic memory.
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I accused you of being Glice once and you vehemently denied it. Wait, are you also the one who got banned and went by pepper_green for a while? Used to be a lot of fucking trolls here. Hard to keep track. Unless they were all you, which seems to be exactly what you’re saying. |
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* Canadians’ feelings |
Which one named the mixtape I made?
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yes, cantankerous. It was nice how she was making up tons of shit like travelling around the world (and using stock photos as "evidence"). |
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leave britney alooooooooone! |
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Kansas city, as far as I remember |
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