The only things I remember about Satan was her being drop dead gorgeous and that she once claimed to only wear blue jeans and plain black t-shirts.

It sounds like a pretty ideal minimalist wardrobe tbh. Pair it up with some doc marts and you're good to go.

no, she was from st louis

she also liked cats. a big plus for any person.

Whoosh

Cantankerous was a vicious bitch - but yea Dave, great fucking tits innit?

she might have been when she was 12. sheeesh!

I'll never forget when she said she'd gone to ATP festival the weekend before. When asked for photos she took a picture of herself in front of a generic wall as proof.

However, I agree that she was great.

12?! Are yee smoking pal?

she was a goddamn teenager when she started here

everyone mellows with age

anyway, she was always fun

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haydenasche was also a holy terror lolololololo

poor kid’s had it rough since

No way. I'm sure she was in her 30s when she left

well i used to suspect she might have been an old boomer lady posting picchurs of her dotter

(she knew too much about the rolling stones)

but whatever, she was in her 20s?

no matter. good performance i say.

Shame she left before that then eh. I mean the whole bitch ting. That was her shtick and I'm sure she'd be the first to admit.

jeezus fuckin christ lol

yeah but, i dont know—she was harmless

what did she ever do to you?

....pissed on my cornflakes? Voted to leave the eu?....drama....look. I hope I haven't tainted your 06' catankerous fap memory...

lmao wat

oh she did not reciprocate your feelings huh?

What do you mean you don't have memory faps? Not even to flotso posts from 08'?....

Well hey, me neither. Totally not doing that.

Oh and for the record: not my type. What's the term for the most undesired trait in a partner? Oh yea, AMERICAN! God save our gracious queeeeen!

Besides I was too busy deep in the dm's of contrelesexisme>

uh, Kreay!


Hi.

Hi!

See?
Now I have to dig deeper to recognize who I'm dealing with here.
This place is dangerous.

I'm missing a lot of shit here.

ha ha ha. it's your fault! you reactivated the board.

please relax and enjoy the ride!

You are not alone
I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

OH. ok lol. that's a rude name!

CUNT :D

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ps i removed prior evidence ;)

Nothing gets by you, Inspector. You were on to me all along. Yr still onto me!!

When I cackle, thunder peals.

Fuck me an 80x80 pixel limit for an avatar.

Things must have been scary in 2006.

I think I’m melting. We have an outside market tomorrow, pushing sterling silver, and I think I might die.

She's a money flexin Jew: something you don't see everyday. Kinda like the equivalent to those Priests who wear their Sexual-harassment conviction certificates around their neck - you know they got it but you don't usually see it. I think I saw flotso wearing his actually, like a badge of honour..

I gotta plaque and I wear that shit like Flava Flav.

Well, you've all been saying it's more active now...


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I'm looking forward to tomorrow. I've got my volunteer cricket scoring role in the morning, then I'm going to my crush's house to hang out.

Aaah, Mohammed Salah from Liverpool FC is lurking this forum when he's not on a morning training! Good to know.

I lurk stealth-mode.

What the fuck. There's gotta be something fishy here

Edit:now it's saying 2000 and odd. Considering that it hadn't changed in YEARS to twice in two days that's baffling.

Woooh!
Nice to meet your latest evolution.
You'd be a hell of a pokemon (I don't even know what I'm talking about).

Why aren't they looking at Rob's freakshow ass threads? Isn't that what the bots would gravitate toward previously?

Fucking Rob, and his freakshow asses.

cuz everyone LOVES junk in da trunk....

ROOOOOB !!!

Oh yeah, guys, I am also Rob Instigatoe.

Just realised the girl in the new apple advert is wearing a sonic youth t-shirt. We don't half like a hipster band.

I'm in a Discord server with 1,357 members.

One of the mods decided to @everyone just to see what would happen.