DDT did a job on me. Now I am a real sickie.

My left knee is all shades of scab and purple today.

fucking europeans, man.

showering on the toilet...

what will they think of next???

i don't know, but thats disgusting.

i bet their wimin don't even shave their armpits

guys want to learn about the universe?


http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1fa3dc59c60004

2 x universe = tube.

FUCK! I broke a filling on a slice of pizza. A SLICE OF PIZZA!!! Now, instead of sleeping in tomorrow, I have to go to the dentist.

How did you manage that?

shit. that fucking sucks. I broke one on a piece of fucking RICE once. RICE ffs.

Did someone say DDT?

I have no idea. I just was chewing on a bite of cheese pizza, cracker crust and felt a sharp pain. I just now looked and there's a jagged chunk missing out of a top, right side molar.

The only other time I've broke one was on a cheeseburger.

I broke a molar on a pita chi[p!

When I die. I would like an explanation of everything or else I'll be super fucking pissed.

aw damn that blows

I want to kill some brain cells.

I want to pick up my damn Lebaron.

it's funny when 12 year olds pretend to do drugs

ddd clear your fucking PMs