wat lol

ok read it however you like

Yeah maybe I’m just reading it wrong

well i see gilbert gottfried making the first joke about 9/11

you see gilbert gottfried making a joke about the japanese tsunami and losing his aflac gig

Gazpacho Gestapo was alright for a while, but now he's rapidly becoming more annoying than the person he's mocking.

he's just exaggerating to make a point

i still think it's hilarious

i guess i have more experience with comedy :p

I don't see how someone making light of my dying mom's mental ailments is supposedly amusing.
It's just mean, man. :(

oh he got to you huh?

damn. sorry dude. i thought he had provided a fake diagnosis

take away his aflac gig then

So tell me: what has brought on this mental delusion?

You asking about my avatar when there are parody accounts and trolls everywhere and someone with parody accounts trolled my beloved avatar.

Prove me wrong

Why would this not get to him?

He posted about his mother’s illness and we all hashed it out. Everyone present knew Eugene was going through some shit.

This troll whose cock is hopefully crawling with maggots by now makes light of something that fresh and that real and, what, the guy who’s schizophrenic mom is dying is supposed to.... like, go “lol”?

Nope.

I’m not into shining armor knight shit or rushing to people’s defense on interwebs, but fuck anyone who plays or “jokes” with that kind of disgusting, sociopathic venom.

I'm in such a cheerful mood lately, that it doesn't really matter what some rando on the internet wants to lash out at me for. I've taken worse.

All the trolls and alt accounts on SYG are sorta what have always defined this place. The mods are pretty much non-existent which allows people here to behave like the old west. I appreciate that about SYG as opposed to other places online which I frequent.

People play with fire and complain when they get burned. I've been guilty of the same. I know I can be annoying here and I get egregious, but I'm recovering now, and have so many wonderful things to offer the world.

Really, I just wanna help others, and I hope whoever is twisted enough to post such hurtful things also finds his/her peace in life.

I am immature.

I walked a total of 44km this weekend.

How about you prove how I'm involved?

Anyone know any good long-form writing blogs that they can share?

I'm in the mood for something I can read on my phone when I'm bored.

No real preference for genre, be it fiction or non-fiction.

I'll say this publically just once, because I'm forced to assume you might have a medical case of paranoia: I am floatingslowly. once I had the username space. I only remember the password for this account because apple does. I don't have the time nor inclination to create all the boogey men that you think me to be.

that said, the internet will never be your safespace, so just chill, duders.

In order to help victims of ill mental health I think the typical course of action is to go along with the manic fantasies in order to help the patient relax. So, given his presumption that I hacked his avatar - the best way for me to help him is to troll him?!.. It would only be for his own benefit of course and will form the long, long, LONG... road to recovery.

I'll start by changing my signature to something like 'Cunting Severian: stinking the place out out since 12' y'all'.

Or ...'Something borrowed, something blue, Severians' mouth is a looooooo!.

Orrrrrr 'Or by Sonic Youth' You can then rate this one cos I know you like dat sort of fing. Mental benefits y'all.

Once your mind is cured we can then start working on the physical, and see what we can do about that Napoleon complex. Yea.

Mate...it's an avatar and it was us taking the piss. You're getting upset over literally nothing. How bout you sit down and breathe.

How about some classic literature?

Project Gutenberg is great for public domain e-books.

Why not start with Bram Stoker's Dracula?

Or hell, just take a walk to the nearby library. You have those in Australia... right? :D

Yeah ok

My life is pretty stressful

ssssso... maybe stop making it that way? :D

(im serious)

wtf has been going on here lately?

which porn movie is this from?

K but the “schizo mom” comment is still bullshit.

Agreed. I went on a speeding course cos I got busted for speeding in me car. One of the things the guy said was you choose to be annoyee and/or stressed and it's actually true. You can either let things that shouldn't bother you get to you or not. It's something you have power over.

Saying your life is stressful doesn't change anything. It's how you deal with that stress that matters.

hahahaha

it’s from the days of 4x3 video

https://youtu.be/fpK_Ext2AeI

KK butt

Nice.

For the win!

Long Form book review blog. http://rxttbooks.blogspot.com/ hahahahhahahah!

How come women in porn laugh at cumshots? Well, sometimes they're annoyed, but most of them at least seem amused and nearly all laugh out loud. What's the joke?

We're not that much of a backwater. There's two libraries within walking distance for me; although admittedly I live in a city.

pregnancy = avoided?

the joke’s on you, nature! the joke’s on you!

(don't watch any, but) Maybe they've realised that they'll get to see how small he is when not prepared.

I mean, they'll take a look and just think...


And they're laughing about getting to do that.

Today's mood:

This makes sense.

The actresses seem slightly more serious-minded when getting creampied, as if a small chance of pregnancy is ruining the fun.

But shoot it all over their face or belly, and they laugh.



I'm not especially moralistic, but I do think it's straight-up unhealthy for certain age groups or people with limited experience to watch porn. You're 14 right? Yeah, don't watch porn.

lol, I'm almost 17. And don't worry about me, I'm not digging into anywhere shady.

Consume Responsibly™

Oh, 17?

In that case:

Watch a lot of porn so you know how to best please a man.

Or be a bitch.

Your choice.

And choice is feminism. Thank god we live in such a woke culture where freedom to either be a porn-trained slut or a total bitch is a choice every woman can make for herself. Earlier generations didn't have that freedom.