Can someone buy me black skinny jeans for Christmas? :p

Weird?! It's like, you are me.

But alas, I evidentally have no insides to speak of. They have been replaced by all things Trent Reznok - fake goth from Latvia. Fyi.

Sure, we’ll get down to Chaddie as soon as the terrorists stop bombing the parking garage.

Ssshhhh “people” will talk.

Yes...thee......people....

..and if the "people" stare then the "people" stare. Oh I really don't know and I really don't care...
https://youtu.be/hcys6BMJ5Vw

Mmmmmmorrissey

At the cricket today. Lord knows why I find this entertaining.

Flying to Chicago tonight wooooooo!

My work is gonna be so screwed without me. They’re going to lose a lot of drivers and they have a new girl trying to do what I do. She’s not the hardest worker....nor was she trained properly....should be an interesting mess when I return.

I just came back from 8 hours behind the bar AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN ALL NIGHT CAUSE A FRIEND SPONATNEOUSLY DECIDED SHE WOULD VISIT ME TOMORROW and i am a filthy pig

^^^ this is my fetish.

i should become a bartender x cleaner cam girl and make the big bux

I'm also cleaning house on a Friday night. Turned 2 groups of friends away. Dont drink anymore so what's the point

Its therapeutic, no?

I feel guilty for freeloading off camgirls on Twitter and not paying for their premium Snapchats or whatever.

I don't even follow them (otherwise my feed would be full of porn at random times).

it is!!!

oh oh oh and I am doing NO BOOZE 2019; also NO DATING 2019.
i'll turn my home into a clean and cozy library and make my head think deathly* thoughts.


lol @ choc e-claire

________

*: I meant to type HEATHLY. I LOVE autocorrect.

Can be.

I always go too far, as is my way, and end up hurting myself or making myself sick. Laundry leads to re-arranging clothes leads to deep-cleaning, lawn-mowing yard work or snow shoveling and trips to the Goodwill.

Almost always have a splitting tension headache and a blown out back by the time I’m done, and don’t clean again for a while.

Both of those are things that I'll probably end up doing unintentionally.

I'm not old enough to drink but I still want to just to try it out (and also a fear of missing out). But semi-restrictive parents and the lack of a social life means I won't get a chance.

The latter reason is also the story for the latter.

yesssss.

yes, BURN IT ALL

lmao. but srsly.

then in an empty house you can read in peace

farm to feet socks are the shit

“the shit”, lol. do people still say that?

anyway great fucking socks. yeahhhhh...

I feel like socks are underrated. Especially warm socks in cold weather.

Socks are great. Yay for the little things in life

yesssss

Another YES to socks

I think in 2019, I'll treat myself to some nice new socks every 6 weeks or so. That should keep me chipper.

SOKS!

merino wool ftw

yes to socks, they hide ugly feet

Comfortable socks that are warm enough for winter but don’t make you sweat and can work if you have to through on some loafers in the middle of the day are a THING OF GODDAMN BEAUTY.

pfft

cure that foot fungus!

:D

as sartre would say l'enfer, chest les autres. or whatever.

i love the way it translates to english:

HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

ha ha ha ha yes...

Did some booger sugar tonight and now I cant fall asleep.

I really have to learn to be sober again if that really is a route I'd like to go down. Stupid xmas and red wine got me all fuckdd up

Jesus man, cocaine? No judgment, but probably the harshest thing to take for someone with anxiety or depression.

How about a nice strong espresso next time? The come-down is virtually non-existant in comparison to the marching powder, and it tastes good (if it’s good).

Mmmm Espresso - the love of my life.

I cut back to one per day, though. A little victory.

No offense taken.

Believe me, I'm much happier drinking coffee and watching pirated episodes of everybody loves raymond on my laptop

then do it and stay away from coke, man

Seconded.

Also, coffee+pirate Raymond = exponentially cheaper, so... win-win-win-win.

it was free blow, and i was doing it w/ some 19 y.o chicks

cut me some slack. everything in moderation

How do random people even get shit like that?

(Actually don't tell me; I don't want to know how)

I did coke a few times in college, because I didn’t everything in college, but after a few nights of my depression and anxiety combining and growing to new heights of terribleness for what amounted to maybe 2 hours of “fun,” I said FUCK THIS, and stopped letting people do it in my house.

But yeah.

yeah i had a little fun with it when i was younger too, but its never been something i've gotten too heavy into

it actually clears my head right up. makes me more extroverted (obv) and i have less distracting thoughts.

honestly, just saw it at a party and thought "meh why the hell not"

Being a clinical-level anxiety- and depression-case, I always found opiates and sedatives more fun for parties.

Got into a few terrible car accidents in my youth, had surgeries and plenty of pain meds, and I’d come right out of my shell on those things.

Coke made me condescending and asexual, then made me want to punch things until I hurt my hands. Bad deal. Really bad deal.