Listen to this advice, like, seriously listen. Starting cigs was one of the worst decisions I have ever made in life...

Okay, okay, I won't start with cigarettes.

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Because Operator (hello) asked me about Christmas presents in another thread and I don't think I've posted them here yet, so:
*Guinness World Records 2019
*The Three Secret Cities (Matthew Reilly)
*Nine Inch Nails t-shirt
*Pair of headphones
*$20 JB Hi-Fi gift card

I can't believe just how much this girl that I've started seeing and I have in common. We've known eachother for 5 years now, but never really spent any time alone together. She's a lot like a female version of me, but nearly six years younger and vegetarian/vegan. Same warped sense of humor, enjoys art films and shoegaze, and is very dirty in bed. Similar weird anxieties, and feelings of disassociation. Grew up poor and from a broken home just like I did. It doesn't even feel real tbh, and she looks at me with the exact same sense of bewilderment. We literally stay up until the sun rises every morning just talking to one another. Every. single. time.

I'm so not used to having someone in my life like this. I don't really know how to react. She just got out of a relationship after finding out her bf had been cheating on her. When we started talking on New Year's, she had told me she was ready to give up on dating altogether, and was considering becoming a lesbian lol. Something tells me I may have changed those plans already.

dna test? :D

but seriously, lol, wtf is supposed to be wrong with this picture?

Idk man. I'm just really, really not used to good things like this happening in my life. I guess I'm sort of guessing, "okay, what's the catch here?" I'm sure I'll find out eventually, but for now:



It's all so surreal. I feel truly blessed rn.

yeah. relax, enjoy... life doesnt have to be like your hilarious nightmares (theyre hilarious, should be films. just saying). but yeah. relax and thank your good luck.

Lucky motherfucker

Cool deal man! But... it’s Jan. 3, so maybe take a breath?

But good for you. Seriously.

January FOURTH

lmfao

but yeah... I know, i know.

It's uhhhmmm... it's been a while on my end.

Gotta play it cool though.

Mommy Is Back From Work, Y'all !!

I was thinking of starting a blog, so I went to Blogger.

>Please sign in with your google account.
Me: nope.


I guess I'll try another site.

you have no fake addys?

I guess I could make another fake google account if I wanted to

I did Wordpress for a while. It’s nice enough and fairly intuitive with options for more fuckery if you know how to code or want to pay for sweet digs.

I wouldn’t use Blogger either. Even with the dummy address I use for such things. I just don’t like the interface and I don’t like Google.

BUT IT’S FREE

Mom, I've been bad, done a proper wrong un' in the sink basin again. Can we use the electrified crocodile clips this time? Maybe play Mozarts' 5th symphony as tone setter? Y'know, get our Mussolini on.

Freedom, however — from what I’ve been told — is not.

Actually Wordpress is free too. They’re all free unless you want to pay for premium shit. Weebly’s free, Wix is free. Just the custom design elements aren’t always free

They’re not free on Blogger either. *shrug*

You must be wondering how
The boy next door turned out
Have a care, but don't stare
Because he's still there
Lamenting policewomen, policemen
Silly women, taxmen, uniformed whores
They who wish to hurt you
Work within the law
This world is full, oh
So full of crashing bores
And I must be one
Cause no one ever turns to me to say
"Take me in your arms
Take me in your arms
And love me"
You must be wondering how
The boy next door turned out
Have a care and say a prayer
Because he's still there
Lamenting policewomen, policemen,
Silly women, taxmen, uniformed whores
Educated criminals work within the law
This world is full, oh
So full of crashing bores
And I must be one
Cause no one ever turns to me to say
"Take me in your arms
Take me in your arms
And love me"
What really lies
Beyond the constraints of my mind?
Could it be the sea
With fate mooning back at me?
No, it's just more lock-jawed pop-stars
Thicker than pig-shit
Nothing to convey
So scared to show intelligence
It might smear their lovely career
This world, I am afraid,
Is designed for crashing bores
I am not one
I am not one
You don't understand
You don't understand
And yet you can
Take me in your arms and love me, love me
And love me
Take me in your arms and love me, love me, love me
Take me in your arms and love me
Take me in your arms and love me
Would you do, would you do what you should do?

Symbols, Severian: I use WordPress and I'd strongly recommend it. Building static pages is a bit of a challenge, but if you just want to push out blog posts every few days, there's no reasonable problem you could have with it.

Well I tried Wordpress, which is allegedly free, and signed up and then it said "and how would you like to pay?" so I closed my browser.

I don't know how to code either. I've been using ello.co to blog on cause it's free.

That's just Wordpress being a bastard and trying to get you to sign up for premium. The free one works totally fine, although there will be ads on your blog and it'll be [whatever your site is called].wordpress.com

Given that I use WordPress every week, I want to clarify some things. If you're going through WordPress.com, that's a service provided by a company named Automattic, who provide a website using WordPress the application. They handle all the updates/bugfixes/etc on their own, and inject their own platform-specific features.


Now, if you're savvy enough and want to host your own website somewhere, there's WordPress the web application, available from WordPress.org. Note the top level domain difference. This is the application that Automattic uses for their services, minus some of the extras that they "throw in for you". When self hosted, there's no prompts to update to premium or ads.

ah last time i fucked with wp you needed to install in your own (paid) webhost, add templates or customize on xml, pain in the ass. been ages though,

weebly and wix may have free homepage but wont have free blog or free multipages will they? not last i checked. they nickel&dime you for features, the blog being one of them.

but anyway if wp is free hosting like blogger then great

surebut....

butbutbut

lol ok i believe you. just do t want the guy to plunk money down

riiiiight? so the world has not changed as much since i used to fuck with this stuff.

thanks.

Ahh, thank you both for your replies. I might look into this further (I'll at least download the web app).

I've never been great at taking life in moderation. Always so much more of an all or nothing kind of guy. It's why I have to be so strict on myself, as nothing is usually the smarter option.

Speaking of 'smarter': While I'm too perverse to identify as a feminist, I will have to admit that women are typically smarter than men in terms of the things which matter most to me in life: art, philosophy, emotional intelligence. If you disagree, then you're not hanging around the right women.

the web app means an application that runs on your webhosting server. itks not a... ok.

look at cheeto’s blog (fuck, that name used to be fun, now it has sinister connotations, fuck that fake tanned bastard)

rephrasing: look at robigator’s blog: it’s a fucking blogger. gets more action than anyone else’s here. if you google rxtt it’s like, the top result.

go get one aready. forget the technofetish and hipsterism and focus on your content. like arnold, content is número uno. go blog, go already!

Yeah, I did it for about two years. I only paid for one thing — a template, which was running at a discount — after. year or so of using the most basic platform and trying to learn the coding side.

I liked it. Just didn’t have time for it after a while. Looked clean, had a nice interface, made things easy, allowed me to blast out posts using from my phone or any computer just by emailing to an address I was given.

Sorry to derail this conversation but one of my favourite things to do atm is watch wrestlings fuck ups. I actually can't tell what happened here it's that stupid.

^ ICP are sloppy af in the ring. lol. always have been, always will be. they're just hardcore fans who grew up backyard wrestling and pushed their way in life hard enough to eventually get into some professional matches.

Just like their rap careers in a sense. It's inspiring, honestly. Two high school dropouts who paint up like clowns, were initially told that nobody would be into them because of the clown gimmick were eventually told that they only succeeded because of the clown gimmick.

They have music, wrestling careers, movies, a non-corporate sponsored music festival of their own, and an entire sub culture dedicated to them.

They are the American dream personified, and the most successful independent musicians of all time (I think?) despite having little talent whatsoever.

Whoop whoop.

botchamania

Why in God’s name are the blurring out the vaginas?

How are vaginas not the absolute best thing in this video?

Like watching sweaty dudes touch revolving butts will do the trick for anyone.

Japanese vaginas?

Maybe because they keep blurring them the fuck out like weirdasses.

But yeah, I’ve never been big on any kind of porn. Especially the kind that blurs out the best part and highlights the saddest part.

ah fuck edward gorey is the best

i used to have that book

maybe i still do, somewhere

Argh.... it all sounds too complicated. I'm going to hide back in my bunny hole I think.

just ask robinstigator is what im saying

Mine is moist w 22 y.o. pussy sauce

That's a really gross way of describing it. And anyway, a gentleman would never kiss and tell.

That said, I really wish I could get someone else's sauce...