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I arrived at the cinema to see Endgame 20 minutes before it opened.
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ah hahaha i have hilarious memories of moshing at an mxbx show
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Nah. We just staying in Tokyo. So much to do here. Plus I want to spend some time at the arcades playing the big dogs at SF3. My next trip will be exploring the rest. I have to come back. I’ll post some pics when I get back next week... |
Got really drunk last night....too drunk. Tokyo bars are dooooope. I have never felt this terrible from drinking in my life, but man it was such a good fucking time. Small bar that fit no more than like 8 people and chilling with the bartender. I love it. Our bartender was Motherfuckin’ John lol.
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kampai, gaijin
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His name is Takuya, but he told us to call him Motherfuckin’ John lol. |
oh haaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa!
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Dumbo Origamo Mr. Uh-Oh Spaghettioz!! ![]() |
You guys wanna help me out with a school assignment? This one's really easy on your end - I need to find eight texts from varying sources and analyse them.
I'll have to write about the title, text type, mode (written/spoken), source, domain (whether it's about medicine, sports, etc.), audience, register (formal/informal), function, social purpose, and analyse it based on subsystems. You can help out by just linking me to articles, speeches, book passages, reciepts (that was an example in the handout), pretty much anything. Greatly appreciate any help |
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okay i’ll try to post you interesting/funny shit |
1. an internet classic
== ASSALAMUALAIKUM, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED NOT TO CONTACT YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET BECAUSE THERE MAY BE SCAMS AND JUNK MAILS FLYING HERE AND THERE ON THE I NTERNET BUT I HAD NO OPTION BECAUSE OF THE LIMITED TIME I HAVE AND IT IS THROUGH EMAIL I CAN GET TO YOU FAST. ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS MY WITHNESS, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE JUNK MAILS, THIS MESSAGE IS A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM ME. NOW I URGE YOU TO TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY AND WITH AN OPEN MIND, WITH GOOD FAITH AND TRUST I AM MRS ZAINAB HASSAN FROM GHANA. I AM MARRIED TO LATE MALLAM ALI HASSAN OF BLESSED MEMORY WHO WAS DIAMONDS AND GOLD MERCHANT IN GUINEA FOR TWELVE YEARS BEFORE HE DIED IN THE YEAR 2000 WE WERE MARRIED FOR TWELVE YEARS WITHOUT A CHILD. HE DIED AFTER A BRIEF ILLNESS THAT LASTED FOR ONLY FOUR DAYS BEFORE HIS DEATH WE WERE BOTH DEVOTED MUSLIMS. SINCE HIS DEATH I TOO HAVE BEEN BATTLING WITH BOTH CANCER AND FIBROID PROBLEMS. WHEN MY LATE HUSBAND WAS ALIVE HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF (SIXTEEM MILLION, SEVEN UNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) WITH A BANK IN OVERSEAS. RECENTLY, MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT I HAVE ONLY SIX MONTHS TO LIVE DUE TO CANCER PROBLEM. THOUGH WHAT DISTURBS ME MOST IS MY STROKE SICKNESS. HAVING KNOWN MY CONDITION I DECIDED TO DONATE THIS FUND TO A DEVOTED MUSLIM INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL UTILIZE THIS MONEY THE WAY I AM GOING TO INSTRUCT HEREIN. I WANT THIS MUSLIM INDIVIDUAL TO USE THIS MONEY IN ALL SINCERITY TO FUND MOSQUES, ORPHANAGES, WIDOWS, AND ALSO PROPAGATING THE WORD OF ALLAH AND TO ENSURE THAT THE SOCIETY UPHOLDS THE VIEWS AND BELIEF OF THE HOLY QURAN. THE HOLY QURAN EMPHASIZES SO MUCH ON ALLAH'S BENEVOLENCE AND THIS HAS ENCOURAGE ME TO TAKE THE BOLD STEP.I TOOK THIS DECISION BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILD THAT WILL INHERIT THIS MONEY AND MY HUSBAND RELATIVES ARE NEW CHRISTIAN'S CONVERTS AND I DON'T WANT A SITUATION WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE USED IN AN UNHOLY MANNER. HENCE THE REASONS FOR THIS BOLD DECISION. I KNOW THAT AFTER DEATH I WILL BE WITH ALLAH THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE MOST MERCIFUL WITH ALLAH ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR REPLY I SHALL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT INFORMATION OF THE BANK AND THE COUNTRY IN OVERSEA WHERE THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED.I WILL ALSO ISSUE A LETTER OF AUTHORITY TO THE BANK AUTHORIZING THEM THAT THE SAID FUND HAVE BEEN WILLED TO YOU AND A COPY OF SUCH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU. I WANT YOU AND THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY WHERE YOU RESIDE TO PLEASE ALWAYS PRAY FOR ME. MAY ALLAH GUIDE AND BLESS ALL ISLAM. YOURS SISTER IN ISLAM, MRS ZAINAB HASSAN. |
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3. andrew john wiles proves fermat’s last theorem
http://scienzamedia.uniroma2.it/~eal/Wiles-Fermat.pdf |
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5. pompeiian graffiti
look for it i gotta run |
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not sure if the voyager golden record would count, 7.
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Haha - I laughed at Trump's 'diet coke' rant from 2012 this morning. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so scary.
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Had a look at who the candidates are for my seat in the upcoming federal election. Here's the article on our local news site.
Considering making a Facebook post about my end ranking |
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sure thing. have fun!
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So far I'm analysing that, the Roman graffiti I mentioned, and the liner notes for Incesticide.
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I’m back. But man am I jet lagged as uck. I don’t feel wel...
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then eat first thing in the morning that will reset your circadian rhythm. (also, darken the house early tonite) |
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Yeah. I arrived yesterday. I immediately went to bed. Not sure if that was the right idea...but I don’t think it was. Flight left at 6PM and I arrived at 11am. I hadn’t eaten all day yesterday due to being so tired. I woke up this morning at like 3Am and fell back asleep around 7. I’m all sorts of fucked right now. Anyway...gonna try to stay up till bedtime but man I’m so sluggish!!! |
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especially in the morning maybe you got sick in transit |
Yeah...pizza for breakfast was probably not the best thing to eat...but I took the dog out for a nice walk. It's a sunny day in Seattle so I feel like that helped...along with a joint..heh.
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Showed up for work an hour early :(
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Methods SAC in the morning, work straight after school, homework that I need to do before tomorrow. blaaaaa
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i remember a 72h deadline... the suspense is killing us all :D but seriously, lol. all that urgency and now no payoff? tell us a story |
As it turns out, my parents were bullshitting me and I didn't call their bluff. But that said, I know what I'm doing - I'll continue to grow it but I'll buy some sports headbands or whatever to tie into an aesthetic. Plus maybe some cute clips and shit
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what trolling is this? all for spam? |
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cool. headband? just watched a documentary about borg and mcenroe the other day. just make sure it doesn’t look like this! ![]() lmao. let that be a cautionary photo anyway, had idea while waiting: wear a hat at work so the hair wont burn in the sun. uv damage is real. yeah... |
Haha, yeah, I'll avoid that - I'm just going for a little skinny one.
That has been suggested. When I get into the really dark days of winter I should probably wear a beanie or something, if only to stop myself from hypothermia. Used for the opposite of that suggestion, but... |
A girl I know (and kinda like) was laughing hysterically today at the concept of someone having 'skinny balls'.
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don’t know about hypothermia in your continent (i really don’t), but only let the daystar fry your hair if you’re going for the surfer girl look ha ha ![]() ![]() |
The school principal has walked into our classroom to show people around, and I'm really tempted to just start being disruptive.
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