I only need three chords for Territorial Pissings...

Hahaha one of the first songs I learned to play as well!! Rock out.

After shooting my mouth off about vape people, I'm starting to worry my crush might be one

haaahaaaahaaaa

ok...

but the perfect is the enemy of the good. you really wouldn’t want a goody-goody, would you?

I mean...probably not?

She reassured me on Facebook that she'd been joking and she didn't have one, which I'm glad about.

After my reading of Rat Girl this weekend, i'm on a minor 4AD kick, musically.

Sasha Grey got some apparel out. Totally copping a shirt or hoodie.

https://represent.com/store/sashagrey

My exam marks for the last semester:
-Specialist Maths: 77%
-Maths Methods: 87%
-Physics: 92% (top of the class!)
-IT: 75%
-Media: 75%
-English Language: pending (get on it, teacher)

The Media teacher went on a very sweary rant to all of the Year 12 students; and I'm considering dropping this class.

Then he has a fun conversation and I remember why I enjoy it - although it means that I can't hear the movie I'm meant to be watching.

I just accidentally vandalised one of the tables in the Science room :o

what happened? Was it anything like this? Please share video :D

Haha, nothing of that standard!
The French exchange student had bought a cheap Australian flag that he was getting us all to sign. I was one of the first (I wrote "You're a lot better than the other French exchange student), but I discovered that marker on cheap fabric bleeds through like nothing else.

organic doritos in the white cheddar flavor are actually... tasty! hahahahaa

For English Language, we had to rewrite a song as if it was a Shakespearean sonnet. I'm pretty proud of my effort, even if it doesn't have as many lines as it should - see if you can figure it out :P

you’re a creep? you’re a weirdo?

and... what the hell are you doing here?

—

great job btw on word choice
needs to fix a couple of iambs
A- good?
actually no, A+ lol
i was reading it wrong for a moment

You got it :D
Now, to see if EngLang teacher can.

He pinched the idea from Pop Sonnets, and showed us some examples: (photos weren't working, so just go here)

OMG :D

the weird part is that the answer was already in my head before the question, so it took me less than a minute to verify that yes the text correlated

ps if that website takes submissions you should send yours

It's been inactive since 2017, alas

i know i'm getting old because i'd feel too "edgy" wearing that

and i fucking love Sasha bro


hmmm.... *sigh*

my friends tell me im a curmudgeon because all i ever talk about is mowing my lawn and going to the hardware store




mayube theyre right about me

So the new York times did a piece about my town Preston about how the council went against the tide to stop the horrendous austerity that was implemented by the conservative government. As odd as it is to see Orestot being talked about by the new York times it's a solid piece

P-town bitch

You done fucked me with this one. I haven’t ordered one because I’m not going to have an address in a few days...but this has been lingering in my head. Am
I too old to be wearing such a thing? Probably....but fuck it.

72%, which is my lowest mark - but apparently the first unit is one of the hardest

i could never get into sasha grey’s dead eyes

more of an avena lee fan myself ha ha ha (post-braces. not into the braces.)

as for age: it’s old-school memorabilia at this point

“20 years ago i beat off to this” (or something)

next thing it’s going to be the special edition realdoll for $25K. now that might be worth saving for lmao.

the clothes: it’s a funny picture, but kind of a one-off: the visual joke wears out faster than a premature ejaculation

Her dead eyes are hot. I’m dead inside so it resonates well with me...

gimme some riley reid merch instead boo

<333333 :)

honestly, Jose, it's all about the kind of image u wanna project

I adore Sasha, but the idea of having a woman's face orgasming on my shirt just seems gaudy. any sexual image of a woman on a t-shirt is sorta idk... objectificational? seems like it'd push women away. the exact opposite of the reaction i personally want. it's 2019 and that shit is so out. idk maybe Pony will put me in my place, but shit like that or some Playboy shirt just screams "i dont actually get laid or respect women" i mean u do u, and if u have more of a hip-hop style... maybe u can pull it off


i get it though, its a cool design, but i like to follow the "would i see someone wearing this on the television?" rule. i tend to avoid graphic tees in general for this very reason. band shirts are my guilty pleasure ultimately.


i like dressing fairly business casual


i stink. my friends seriously consider me a grumpy old man at this point. let's talk about hanging dry wall while wearing Levi 505's and Lacoste polos



love ya bud

doesn’t say orgasm to me

i interpret it more like this



funny. for a second.

damn... i hope it’s only temporary... sorry man..

I got up at 5am today for more soccer, and I'm wearing the effects now.

Anyway, a 'friend' from Year 12 came into the class and said hi (the Year 11 and 12 Media classes are combined), and I said "hey, just bitching about how tired I am." However, she quickly blushed and grimaced...she'd thought I'd said "how tight I am"...

505’s and LaCoste? Who are you? GMKU?

Ehhh I don’t see Such a big problem with the O face...I mean...it’s SG. She’s known for porn...I think it’ll do just fine. Kind of going through a wardrobe change....NOT because of the breakup....well...sort of...but not in the ways you think. A lot of my clothes was destroyed by the damn tiny dog.

It’s all good bud. Not exactly because of the split....but like half the cause of the split? I’m just disconnected man. I need a lot of alone time...and that shit can be hard when you’re with someone who’s pretty codependent.

Ive forgotten hpw to post pictures in here......

So the fancy new building that my school built for the seniors (opened last year) already has a row of seats in a mini lecture hall destroyed. My Physics class somehow manages to yank the seats out of their screws, meaning that they're really wobbly and unstable.

Masculinity!

I got my report back too - at least B in everything.

are we talking about this...?

Hahaha. Not exactly...but close enough. I did have plenty of time to game...that was cool...

He can; he's a man of fine taste.
And I actually put effort into it, unlike my friends (who are just copying their lyrics into 'Old English translators')

i think any big change in one's life is a great time to self reflect and determine who u are


it's like i told u b4 in pvt


everything in life is impermanent, something about buddha and stardust and all that shiznit

not gmku,, just your friendly neighborhood evil soup nazi clone

(lmfao btw - that's so fujnny WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY ROCKPORTS) i course corrected and am working on adding more punk and metalhead back into my warddrobe again

I had a bit of a "i need to be a grownup" crisis

still better to at least look business casual or have your edge well defined 24/7


buy me a sasha hoodie fam, u know u can afford the shipping 2 detroit <333

im struggling as i transition into my 30's

idk who i am. all i see is mirrors and im not in any of them

i just wannna be a wholesome family man but @!#@$*#&#@*@(# says i'll never be normal, buffy; or some shit


im just so glad ladies dig me for whatever reason, i just hate the process of dating - shit is so lame and rando sex is gross

i feel u fam, iif u have any tips for being a late 20's/early 30's cat lmk

and dont sweat the chick man, theres always more fish.... just be glad u got to have the fun u did while u did

ur a handsome feller