Are you sure you shouldn't stuff the bed and drink scotch behind the door in case a particularly negative medical practitioner sends a lackey to do you in?

Would be funnier if they were hunting deer and the father said no because vegetarianism is healthier.

Hahahahahahahha

"Ha ha, no, Kayla, I'll wear them instead of condoms to make sure this time your mom won't get infested with another silly creature like you are."

i fucked up badly last weekend

how? why? u cant just post that and not tell what happened...

I've a bad feeling about this...

i think you've got the point, nic.

rundown of the last 5 hours: shitty beer, abba, vomiting, passing out, spraypaint, police trouble, berocca.

Sounds like the worst 5 hours of your life... Especially the ABBA part.

"...having the time of your li-i-ife..."

it was actually kind of great.

Are you a dancing queen?

that's exactly the song we were listening to and yes i am....acid queen more like


then we listened to rock the boat don't rock the boat baby, rock the boat don't tip the boat ovaaa

comin down again
on the ground again
where are all my friends

i have gone 2 days now without a cigarette, it's not that bad. the worst time is when i'm bored that's when i used to smoke the most.

traitor

i'm only stopping tobacco, not green. :D

good. toke away.