You know you watch too much television when you run out of free movies to watch on On Demand.

dang, you must have run out of tissues as well

"IT COMES IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT FLAVORS
YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE VANILLA
YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE STRAWBERRY
YOU CAN GET IT IN CHOCOLATE
I THINK YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE SOME FRUIT FLAVORS
AND YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE THE REGULAR SOY MILK FLAVOR


YOU CAN GET IT FROM A FRIDGE
OR YOU CAN GET IT OFF THE SHELF
AND YOU CAN PUT IT IN YOUR BATHTUB AND BATHE IN IT


I HATE MYSELF
SOY MILK MAKES IT BETTER
SOY MILK IS THE WIND BETWEEN MY WINGS
SOY MILK IS THE CHRISTMAS TREE TO MY CHILDHOOD


IF I HAD A CHILD RIGHT NOW I WOULD NAME IT SOY MILK
OR MAYBE JUST SACRIFICE IT TO THE SOY MILK GODS"


Apparently I ranted about soymilk to someone, sometime last night.

it's reflected in my monthly commissions.

PS: SOY IS THE WIND BETWEEN MY LEGS.

ha ha. Nah, I keep a goodly supply on hand, as it were.

So... today...

Car breaks down 1/4 mile from work on the freeway. I call roadside assistance and wait on the side of the road for an hour for the tow truck to show up. Repair shop says the alternator needs to be changed out. Tonight I'll be a few hundred dollars poorer and have exhausted a day of annual leave.

I just keep on smiling. What else can a poor boy do?

Sidebar: While I'm waiting at the side of the road, not one but two coworkers spot me and, first one, and then next, within minutes of each other, stop to see if I'm OK. This is nice. First one is a bit weird however. She proceeds to go into a deep and protracted conversation about some ideas for work. I, being somewhat in crisis mind at this moment, just want to tell her to shut the hell up and go to work. But I just keep smiling and nodding my head. She's also barefoot. Apparently she drives to work barefoot.

that's hot. are her feet sexy? I assume you got a good look.

They just looked normal, neutral, neither sexy nor not.

internet died saturday night. getting new shit at the end of next week. sitting on front stairs, hijacking someone else's wireless connection. the concrete is hurting my ass like whoa. not sure why not think of this earlier. talk like caveman. unh. next make fire.

unh. why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?

because if they pulled em around by their feet, their cavecunts would fill up with mud.

Haha, cavecunts

Josh, your cookies should be on their way tomorrow.

YES!

If they're gross in any way, I apologize and blame the USPS.

dude, WoW was WAY later than eq, just like this post is WAY later than your response. But yes, you were comically correct when you laughed at those that fled.

Turns out it wasn't the alternator but the starter. Still a few hundred dollars to the poorer. All that beer money. All that clothes money. Sigh.

perhaps you could shop 2nd-hand stores next saturday gmku... ?

the horror?

despite their 4-bit faces, the terror was palpable.

ugh my trans shat on me this past weekend.

gg wrecked the mercedeeeeez nutz..