I don't want to breed another gold chocobo.

In reference to Satan's pictures

I've been drinking.

OH SH---. Hopefully that'll be me tomorrow and/or Saturday.

I expect a phone call.

I'll try. Last time I roped into flip cup and then my friends came and made sure I didn't fall into the pool.

I imagine that alcohol plus swimming could either be really fun or really stupid.

I wasn't wanting to swim. I was sitting at the edge of the pool, chatting, but I kept leaning too far over.

Nice. I want to swim sometime. In a pool, of course. In a pond or something I'd be too afraid of being eaten alive by a giant catfish or some shit.


I bought an obnoxious neon yellow cardigan a few hours ago and it keeps distracting me from typing right because my arms are neon yellow

Ponds are fucking scary. All those pond diseases.

I'm bored but really not bored but I want something to do

yeah, ponds are a good way to get bacterial meningitis (the worst kind), leaches on yr butthole and if yr in south america, a candiru up yr peehole.

fuck ponds.

I'm now afraid of ponds

^YES. Candirus are crazy.

Irrelevant: I love that I can sort of read my friends mind. It's kind of fucking awesome, like hivemind or WonderTwins or some shit.

I can't read minds like you but I'm really good at body language. Have you attempted to read my mind? If so, what has it told you?

I repped youfor that but I'm not sure why

I have to be in close proximity. It's scary how much we're alike sometimes. People are constantly telling me/her that we are like the same person.

^^^ by the way, I found that searching "candiru don't attack females". I was wrong though, they do. right up the peehole.

ps: maybe yr drunken.