...shit.. fuck you cantankerous, moving in on my territory. VENOM SPIT!!!

no.

What's it to ya?

see above. you're a tad late, son.

now answer my question damnit.

Yes, I'm tired. It's 02:17am. I have work at nine.

WHat is your favourite computer game? Or do you hate computer games?

Don't play 'em.

I answered yr question, 'tanky.

Are you listening to music?

yes i am.

are you itchy?

Always.

Are you sticky?

no.

are you as itchy as me?

I could be...

How itchy are you? (on a scale of be my valentine to trick-or-treat.)

i am not itchy at all.

clint eastwood or bill murray?

Clint Eastwood, I think.

Erstwhile actor and poitician Clint Eastwood, or Pop Will Eat Itself frontman, musician and sometime actor Clint Mansell?

Ummm.... is Bill Murray still an option? Great. Bill Murray.

Capital punishment: For or against?

Against.

Live a very long average life or live a short extremely exciting life?

I'd like to die before I become a useless geriatric, soiling myself, but fairly long. I reckon 50-60 years will suffice.

Good 'nuff?

I'm 35 already. I like to think I have more than 15 - 25 years left.

You're lost. You come to a fork in the path. Do you take the left-hand fork or the right-hand fork?

Depends on my gut feeling.

Rock, paper or scissors?

Paper.

Do you read a newspaper?

Only if there's one lying around.

What languages can you speak?

English, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch and a little Zulu & Xhosa.

What's your favorite holiday destination?

Adelaide, Australia

Whos your fave comedian?

Peter Cook.

Are you a good cook?