I just don't wanna end up spending over $200, which pisses me off cause I was gonna buy one before he died and they were like $100... now everything is like the price of a fucking car

yeah its pretty ridiculous......k babies i gotta run. see you on the other side.

I can't stop popping. Every time I move at least one of my joints pops.

My friend's girlfriend looks like the female version of Varg. I'm not sure if I should tell him.

nice. if you do, pls have some mayhem playing and be sloppy drunk.

child, have you heard imodium A-D?



yes, it might not be "organic", but sounds like desperate measures are required...

muthafookin' lawlz FTFW

Just paid my $57 electric bill! Yowsers, this is getting expensive.

shutup gmku

beat me to it

my electric bill is $220 more than yrs.

obviously, you don't listen to enough music gmku

Sooo... Ol Jesus was being crucified and his mother Mary was sobbing, and being comforted by the Apostle Peter, when they heard a hoarse cry coming from the cross.
"Peeeettteeerrr.....peeetterrrrr...." croacked jesus
"Yes my Lord, I am coming!" shouted Peter, and proceeded to try and get close to the cross, but was roughed up and pushed back by the Roman guards.
Again came the mournful sound, "Peeeettteeerrrrrrrrr...." this time with more urgency.
"I will reach you my Lord!" shouted Peter and flung himself against the Roman guards, only to ahve his ass kicked and be thrown back to Mary's side, all bruised up and shit.
One last time, and with despreation in his voice, Jesus moaned, "PEEETEEERRRRRR!!!! Come here!"
and Peter gathered up his courage and bull-rushed the guards, knocing the down and making his way to the foot of the cross.
"Lord! My Lord! I made it! I am here as you wished!"
Peter looked up at Jesus and saw him lift his head slowly, "Peeeettteeerrrr......I can see your house from here."

mines $150/month. stereo's always on. several lava lamps are always on. christmas lights always on. i sleep with the tv on.

lol. thats a lot for one person

mine would probably be around $100 if i lived alone

two people

Holy crap! Or it could be that I have more of a life than you do.

ah ok.

thats only slighter more than our $275 for 4 then

only by about $12.50

Your carbon footprint is huge, Satan. You realize your lifestyle is not doing your fragile planet any favors.

you realize that i don't give a fuck?