Then why are you bothering with a reply? I think your conscience is bothering you, Satan.

what conscience?

i think its this guy

he's telling me to smoke more weed.

i'm listening.

i knew you were a deep inwardly-focused person

fuck carbon footprints, i leave carbon godzillas in my electric wake.

5000 goodnight.

Am cooking some chili. 1 pound ground turkey breast (93/7) browned, 1/2 a diced red onion sauteed, 2 cans chili beans, 1 can black beans, 1 cup vegetable broth, 1 cup beer, 2 cans diced tomatos, coupla teaspoons salsa.

my blood is neon green.

my poo is incandescent yellow.

my fridge is full of vault and red bull.

i've tied down my toilet's handle so that it is always flushing.

i pour gasoline on my house plants because i like the smell.

my tv is never turned off so i don't miss anything

You sound like a nice average sort of guy.

do you have a wall of TVs a la batman, dave?

only in my dungeon

What do you think of my chili recipe?

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WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD

i'd have to taste it first. the red onion is a nice touch but it looks like it needs a kick. add some habanero something innit

I don't do heat. I like my chili mild.

old people......

Have always been that way. I don't like it so hot that I can't taste the other flavors. I see no point in heat for heat's sake when it comes to things like this.

i agree, but habanero sauces are usually damn tasty and i'm sure you can find some real good ones in asheville

spicy food is one of the best things ever.