Thanks for making me smile for the first time today, satanas.

you're welcome, i'm glad!!

"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"

"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."

This guy is my fucking hero

everything he says is so dead on

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

And this is why I love Six Feet Under.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

hahahhahahaha

i love six feet under. watched it from beginning to finish. when it was on tv.

best opening death was the telemarketer one.

my friend just called me up drunk and bet me $100 i wouldn't go get married

should i do it?

marry me.

you'll have to move here first.

i might rly do it. i need $100.

where are you located now?

Oh, you're located nowhere -- I guess we're in the same place already!

alright someone go get elvis then.

cansatanerous, I'll marry you, as long as we can have a 3some with apneatic:

uhh absofuckinglutely.

Oh wow that girl is just pretty.

Yeah I don't get into those "alt-model" types usually, but her and Sash Suicide just do it for me.

suicide girls is lol but she's (apnea) sexy as fuck