I sometimes think floatingslowly is actually Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips. And if he is, well, fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

^ Holmesian genius

No way! That would be so wrong...

i'm pretty sure $~!@#@#$ is actually running this board from his fuckin' mind and we're all just pawns in his plan for world domination

ha ha ha ha-- no....

i don't want world domination-- i just want the world to leave me the hell alone ha haha

well, not completely

but have you seen the movie "maidentrip"? about the teenage girl who sails around the world alone? real documentary, not fiction? she bitches about people wanting things from her. and she just wants to be left alone. and i totally understand her--- you know when you dominate the world there is a looooooooong line of people who want things from you.

of course i could vaporize all the supplicants with a giant laser, but still... too much hassle, right?

i really identify with that, i wish the world would leave me alone, but i think in the process of that i'd have to leave it alone too, and i just can't stop fucking doing things, yknow?

there's some hostel in the faroe islands in need of a front desk person and it sounds nice and all, but then i realize i'd be out in the faroe islands. same way i like the idea of moving to the pitcairn islands but i'd probably miss doing... anything not living on an isolated island.

i bet terriblecanyons actually loves minions

i bet scuzzyanalbroom owns many scuzzy anal brooms

there are other types of brooms?

well there are other types of anal brooms

i like where this is going