are you into me? if so, let me buy you a drink somewhere

Hi.

I'm feeling awfully confused with this morning's text....


Actually not only that.....ALL communication we had this weekend. I really don't know what the fuck went on there.

Hello, your dogs fucking sucks, did you know that?

you smell like soup

get the fuck out of my house, you look like death incarnate and smell like auschwitz.

please please please be there next week, i don't even care if you lied to me

okay: i'm intrigued by this one. how did the hobo get in, in the first place? and why won't you say that to his face?

you are literally the biggest pussy i have ever met

alas it was no hobo, it was this infuriatingly simple girl. feels the compulsion to make nicknames for people by augmenting their first name with a new letter. eg I'm edward so she started calling me 'cegstord'. bitch would not get outtttttt. should have pulled the 'diarrhoea avalanche' card, not exactly alluring.

couldn't say it to her face because talking to her is akin to slow, slow rape...on your GRANNY while you're left sitting there knitting.

seriously though?
i got plenty of game so... psssschd.

she was in your house? how did she get in? roommate's friend?

stupidly I invited her, or more I was with some friends and she followed me..playing the drunk excuse, woo.

i'm not into film as much as you think; i just like talking to you

Yo winter, I know yous still around n stuff, but like you gotta calm yo ass down dawg....just a little bit ok?

Don't tell me that. I know yer my going to be there.

Meh.

Your energy and your positivity really do me good, yet at the same time both of these traits act as a tease and are also the source of my sadness. Your presence is the most powerful force in my life right now.

Dear little bunny rabbit. I'm not going to run you over and spill yer guts all over the road, but I don't want to do it while hitting another vehicle. If you weren't in such a hurry, I'd be able to A. not slide in slow to NOT hit you and B. I would be able to tell you about the safety of using crosswalks.

can you please be less of an indifferent asshole?

motherfucker, if you do it, I swear to fucking God I will never play 3s again.

So what i got drunk and shagged the lot of them. The fucking printer was fodder as well anyway and was on it's way out . Can't we al just be nice work colleagues and get along, in a broader sense?

Fucking el' man i think i'm going off the deep un toniiiiiiiiiiiiiight ahh. Yea.

I'm scared

it's not cuz the crimea thing, is it?

You coulda told me you were going to that thing by yerself today!

Never mind, still loves ya as a good mate anyway. Keep on keeping on! :)

If only i knew how tonight would turn out then maybe the intro may have been sublime...,

I might actually say this next time.

doesn't make sense...

dick haha jajahaha

you fucking asshole
if you don't wanna talk to me in real life, stop texting me 24/7
i'm gonna pee on everything you love
you little shit

I don't care about getting my stuff back. I'm just looking for an excuse to see you again.

(no seriously...I laugh a little when I'm happy....)

really sorry, you're nice and all but I don't want to talk to you after every single class. plus you really need to brush your teeth, the whole braces at 20 thing is horrid in the first place so at least have the courtesy to clean yourself.

I think I'm able to sense a latent hint of affection directed towards me. Don't be afraid to tell me if my assumption is correct.

fuck off and thank you. for fucking off. also, fuck off.


wow didnt feel right posting. i m too forgiving. but fuck off.
fuck, now i have to type 4 more times fuck. no, 3.

things would be so much better if you'll stop hatin.

I hate all of you.

I like yer teeth...in fact I like a lot more than just yer teeth. Except you told me XBOX is better...so I lost all interest...
(but seriously....I dig you....a lot)

can you please get your own friends?

Why are you calling me NOW!

there's also more to add what wwas exchanged the other day....but. yeah....

Listen, I think you are an incredibly talented person when it comes to traditional art. I also appreciate your kindness towards me a lot but your bigoted, neocon attitude is completely backwards.

I THINK YOU ARE CUTE CAUSE YOU REMIND ME OF THAT AWESOME OTTER GIF