Cyan.

Do you play with toys in your bath?

no, but used to when i was little.

cure for jetlag?

7

What is the weirdest thing you said today?

'i think there is a leather place in a street near here'.

to a man looking to make leather clothes that asked if i had seen a shop. i just pointed and said that and walked.

what colour do you paint your toes?

i have painted them pink and black before
does god have ideas?

Not that I've seen.

Do you think he's got plans to send us all to hell?

I dont see why god needs plans...he is so smart and amazing he wouldnt need to plan anything (not that i believe)

if your teeth grew back as quick as an eyebrow grew back...which would you be willing to lose for a short time.

Eyebrows.


Again (since no one answered las time)

If time was something you could purchase, like a common household appliance, how would you abuse it?

yeah. i would only use it to go back and hang out with my grandma for a few more hours, though.

would you describe the musculature of your ass as similar to laffy taffy or steel? if it is laffy taffy, do you SHAKE IT?

well it's more like laffy taffy obviously. i don't have an ass of steel.
i shake my ass and i shake it damn well.

what brand of cigarettes do you smoke (if you smoke)?

Camels, though they're getting quite pricey.

The most boring thing you've done today?

Waited for my shitty computer to quit fucking up.

Which vegetable do you call by name?

all of them?!?

biggest regret?

yes. probably more than there should be but i dont take it seriously.

do you take a multi vitamin?

Every now and then.I need iron tablets every now and then.

Do you ever adopt a well-honed professional persona if need be?

To Porky: Pretty much every time I answer the phone at work.

To Nefeli: Probably not, although I do try to eat a reasonable amount of fresh fruit.

How easy do you find it to be spontaneous?

I don't think he's received it yet, but a CD to another boardie.

What was the last present you received?

a video.

given the opportunity, to whom would you give a severe telling off?

David Blunkett, although 'telling off' would hardly begin to describe the event.

What was the last event you attended?

I dunno. I suppose hotboxing my car qualifies for an event.

Have you ever recieved a toddler from Pookie's baby factory?