now i burnt both of my thumbs while frying an egg.

this is not my best day.

Got my hair cut.
My head feels 10 pounds lighter.

pictures please? someone could photoshop our fancy hairdos together :P

I'm on it!

hurray!

we were playing this Q&A game, where we had to write our answers down and hold the sheet up, blah blah blah. one of the questions was "what is america's golden law" - something like that - after a long period of deliberation, i wrote "fuck bitches, get money."

it was "the constitution."

same thing.

Epic

I'm booooored

40s and shorties.

Getting a new car is always hard for me.
I have a weird emotional attachment to cars.
I'm gonna miss clifford.

poor clifford.

my friend's fiancee in jail is called clifford.

heh heh.

Clifford is a good car, but he's falling apart.
We just had to replace the springs in the front end. If we hadn't have caught it the axle would've given out and, well, that speaks for itself.
We drive it too hard anyway. 20000 miles in the past 5 months.

I'm never alone.
Constant company is killing me.

being alone is something I require.

soo.... I just got fired.

ouch!

hah .. job was a waste anyway. i only worked there for a month and my managers were fucks

still sucks to go from a 'i get some money'-situation to a 'i get no money'-situation. good luck!

hah yeah, and thank you!

you're welcome.

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly / how could she do this to me?

She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.