Would I be correct in guessing that you hate skateboarders?

he hates everyone, so yes

I would get clean, but it gets worse.. I get bored

The Enterprise crew enhanced that footage and discovered Clark Griswold wandering in the background...





... proving there's no intelligent life on the planet.

my passport has been lost
i spent 2 hours going to where the phonebook says the embassy is,it's now somewhere else
my home phone doesn't work for some inexplicable reason
my cell phone doesn't work for some inexplicable reason

fml

^^ ouch

haha i know, it's brilliant, now the guy who finds my passport has to go abroad and use it in some kind of fraud, and i'll go to jail in south africa or something for 5 years, and make a really awesome movie about it when i get out.
i'd also be ok with somebody turning it in to the lost and found at the station, i just wish i had access to a phone so i could call the lost&found haha

I'm back, kinda.
Did you miss me?
Guess so, coz I'm pretty sure you aimed at the head.

IT FUCKING SNOWED TODAY


wtf

I'm in Wyoming, land of buttfucking cowboys

I enjoy the snow.

Also, everyone here is a cunt.

I'm not a cunt but this guy is probably wondering how much of a son Fielder Younger is. It correlates directly to the amount of shit he can spew times the inches on his beard. And by beard I don't mean token woohah; this guy probably fathered zz top.

this is Jimmy's doing.

YES!!!!

fuck my life.

fuck my life. [x2]

all this talk of fucking is making my pants happy.

In the entire Star Trek TV series, no one ever said "Beam me up, Scotty."