Houston Texas, on september 1st, joined the large number of cities that have banned smoking tobacco indoors at businesses, sooo

I just changed my avatar.

the chinese government is after me.

bye - :p

in order for me to gain any weight i would need to eat over 1545 calories a day which is not doable when i'm in manhattan. i just don't have time.

Stupid. If you spent all the time you spend on here writing stupid things, eating instead, you'd be 200 pounds by now.

mcdonalds.

for those SW fans on here:

I'm about to cut my hair. 9mm is too short? have no idea.

No, 9 mm's not too short at all. Go for it.

hmmmm........... is this some kind of trap or are you serious??
he he, I think my beard is longer than 9mm, maybe I'd look kinda distorted, but that's ok with me.. guess I'll start with a longer cut and then shorten them to fit my taste.

give your boss alook that says 'dont mess with me today' if it looks like they are going to say anything.

88mm


8mm

thats not an 8mm thats an 8 inch gun.

9mm parabellum is standard gun caliber. FYI i went for what my hair cutter says is "18mm" , and I'm actually kinda satisfied with that. shorter would look awkward becuz of tha beeeeard.

bold or bald?

bald is beautiful my friend.

I have a strange relationship with my hair, sometimes I really think about shaving my head, but dunno, I like having short hair too, too bad they grow really fast and I don't feel like trimming/shaving everyday. Guess in a few years I'l go "naturally" bald and everything will be easier.

my son just walked into the room and told me:

"I was laying in bed and this "thing" just came to me. World of Frenchcraft and the Burning Croissant".

then he starts laughing like crazy.

OH MY GAWD. have I really spawned an even bigger dork than myself???

i bleached my roots and toned my hair today and it looks (and feels) brillllliant.