Water. You dont survive on fire, as you know.

Yo-yo or slinky?

yo yo

feet mold or fart?

Neither are exactly appealing.. fart though.

My turn for something dumb: pee or poo?

poo!!!!! woo!!!

TV or internet?

Internet.

Blood Brothers or Neon Blonde (ouh, too easy)

HA!HA!
INTERNET!

Edit:Neon Blonde thoug I like BB

The cure or Siouxie and the banshees?

the Cure easily.

BB or NB???

BB,

Would You die a Virgin, or die in the vagina of the queen of England?

1st one please.

should i kill you for putting such gross images in my head?

perhaps.

cure for a broken heart?

Time, my friend, time.

Cure for a broken leg?

No,

Will pookie anwer her column on Ask Pookie?

What? Pookie's a dude, right?

Right???

RIGHT!

is it really the motion of the ocean or does size really count?

Huh? Of course size counts...

Why do I feel like utter shit!?

because you think size really counts.

or do you think you ate something bad?

No sir. I just feel generally bad... not just 'sick', but I feel shitty, like a family member died or something.

Can you help me???

no, but the makers of prozac can.

why do I feel like shit?

Because you feel my pain?

Do you?

no. i'm convinced i have hepatitis B.

take a prozac.

DO WHAT I SAY.