Chapped Dick hurts like a motherfucker

I can't. Stop. Farting.

can't be arsed to find the thread where phoenix talked about buying stuff from america, even though she admitted to having no reason to buy electronic/audio stuff...

this is the kinda stuff i'm talking about.

i just bought this http://www.allansmusic.com.au/prod/1...ontroller.aspx

on the US ebay for $206. brand new. can't beat that with a stick. buying stuff in australia sucks

If a fly landed in your glass of beer, would you pick it out and continue drinking, or chuck the beer away, feeling the fly has spoiled it?

Where I do a lot of my beer drinking, it's often too crowded inside so I'm often forced to drink on the patio. Occasionally a small fly will fall in. It depens on the size of the fly. If it's a fat housefly, no--I couldn't go on drinking it. If it's just a gnat or other tiny fly, I'd swallow it right down with the beer.

fat houseflies land on shit. literal shit. they barf up instantly on the shit, bile and other sigestive juices, INSTANTLY upon landing, then they slurp up tthe dissolved shit/fruit/food. yum

Nice graphic images. Time for dinner!

Earlier this evening I was drinking a pint of Kopparberg Pear Cider and when I picked it up after putting it down for a few moments, as you do, I noticed a tiny fly floating around in it. I picked it out, squashed it against the wall as punishment for committing such a heinous crime, and thought for a minute if I should continue drinking it. I couldn't, and threw it away. The glass was three quarters full as well. What a waste. :(

Yeah, I'd throw out a glass of cider too. You poor sod. I hope you went and got something more drinkable.

What's that beer which has an insect or whatever in it? It's a Mexican beer I think.

I'm with this guy:

fuck my life

I'll fuck anything of yours baby girl <3

The off-licence round the corner from where I live is closing down. It's had a closing down sale for a number of weeks now, knocking 40 - 50% off the price of most items. It's final day of trading is tomorrow. I popped in there today to discover the store was practically empty save for a very small selection of wines, ciders and spirits. I spotted a bottle of Pusser's British Navy Rum which had 40% knocked off it's original price. I was going to buy it, but I was thinking seeing as tomorrow is the stores final day of trading, they may knock a whole lot more off the price. Pusser's British Navy Rum is pretty expensive stuff. £25 for a 70cl bottle. Fingers crossed, eh?

why do all of unsane's songs sound the same

You want to write all this stuff down. It's worthy of Bukowski.

I have a mighty fine ass.

unsophisticated ears.


;)

I popped into the off-licence this afternoon to discover the rum had been sold, and at a cheaper price too. :(