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Chapped Dick hurts like a motherfucker
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I can't. Stop. Farting.
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can't be arsed to find the thread where phoenix talked about buying stuff from america, even though she admitted to having no reason to buy electronic/audio stuff...
this is the kinda stuff i'm talking about. i just bought this http://www.allansmusic.com.au/prod/1...ontroller.aspx on the US ebay for $206. brand new. can't beat that with a stick. buying stuff in australia sucks |
If a fly landed in your glass of beer, would you pick it out and continue drinking, or chuck the beer away, feeling the fly has spoiled it?
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Where I do a lot of my beer drinking, it's often too crowded inside so I'm often forced to drink on the patio. Occasionally a small fly will fall in. It depens on the size of the fly. If it's a fat housefly, no--I couldn't go on drinking it. If it's just a gnat or other tiny fly, I'd swallow it right down with the beer.
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fat houseflies land on shit. literal shit. they barf up instantly on the shit, bile and other sigestive juices, INSTANTLY upon landing, then they slurp up tthe dissolved shit/fruit/food. yum
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Nice graphic images. Time for dinner!
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Earlier this evening I was drinking a pint of Kopparberg Pear Cider and when I picked it up after putting it down for a few moments, as you do, I noticed a tiny fly floating around in it. I picked it out, squashed it against the wall as punishment for committing such a heinous crime, and thought for a minute if I should continue drinking it. I couldn't, and threw it away. The glass was three quarters full as well. What a waste. :( |
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Yeah, I'd throw out a glass of cider too. You poor sod. I hope you went and got something more drinkable. |
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What's that beer which has an insect or whatever in it? It's a Mexican beer I think. |
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fuck my life
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I'll fuck anything of yours baby girl <3 |
The off-licence round the corner from where I live is closing down. It's had a closing down sale for a number of weeks now, knocking 40 - 50% off the price of most items. It's final day of trading is tomorrow. I popped in there today to discover the store was practically empty save for a very small selection of wines, ciders and spirits. I spotted a bottle of Pusser's British Navy Rum which had 40% knocked off it's original price. I was going to buy it, but I was thinking seeing as tomorrow is the stores final day of trading, they may knock a whole lot more off the price. Pusser's British Navy Rum is pretty expensive stuff. £25 for a 70cl bottle. Fingers crossed, eh?
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why do all of unsane's songs sound the same
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I have a mighty fine ass.
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unsophisticated ears. ;) |
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I popped into the off-licence this afternoon to discover the rum had been sold, and at a cheaper price too. :( |
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