Oh yeah, that's me right there. Crying in the corner while making a blog on Myspace about how the world is against me.

Maybe when I'm done I'll get my cat to scratch up my wrists and go show all my friend's how I cut myself.

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so Emmah i know you really want to find THE haircut
so after all the pink madness, i've got this for you
CHECK IT OUT!

OMG! There are so many great styles to chose from!

he he

board needs thread dedicated to drunks

We've had several but the drunks never stay put. They just ramble over to other threads.

yeah well

we're free spirits

Indeed.

free spirits / annoying fuckers

delete by preference

i want to go home so bad i'm about to cry

i don't even care if i go to berlin

andy dick: molester of underage girls

I got jazzed on by Nels Cline.

(Sorry I had to say it)

the impossible japanese mario-esque game... second link

http://www.geocities.jp/z_gundam_tanosii/home/Main.html

i'm going home tomorrow, yay! i can stop being depressed now!

^^^Shame you're missing out on Berlin, but there's not point being really down while on hols. Anyway, you can always come back to Europe anytime, can't you? :)

i'll get there eventually

jesus christ, this is the SECOND trip i've cut short because i wanted to go home

i'll just tell myself i'm saving money

I used to get really homesick on trips when I was younger. Now, though, I get miserable when I'm coming back home, heh heh.

I could never just pay somebody for sex. If there's one situation that could make me feel awkward, it'd be paying a stranger for hankey-pankey.
If anything, I'd probably make some popcorn and pop-in Breakfast at Tiffany's, and just chill out.
That's all I really crave sometimes.

i leave my apartment as infrequently as possible

*lame*

fuck im bored
anyone here have some weed and wanna get stoned together over the internet

uh yeah i have a bit
when do i not? (the answer to that is when hell freezes over)

i wouldn't be opposed to getting baked at 9 AM either

well lets do it

Next time you and Mr Cantankerous are over, you can come and crash round mine, and stay in a lot - free rent, but you'll have to do all my housework :p

It's not all bad, though - at least you'll both get to have a play on this:

ooooooh, you must look after if well because it looks lovely

i will gladly do all your housework free of charge, i'll even make the bed!

^^^I treat my Fender Jag really well - it's the Squier Strat that I tend to abuse a lot.

"Make my bed"? You should come round now, then? :D I'll stick on the kettle and make coffee *goes to find whiskey*

i'll swim across the channel as fast as i can

well tanky?

oh the weed. right.
forgot about that.

i'll fire one up asap.

groovey
as will i

You going to smoke that whist swimming over to mine? I'm impressed. I think you're really this person:

pffft i wish
i would look like a 10 year old boy in drag if i put that costume on

I dunno, I think you'd look pretty great in that get up
*Cantanky sez - "No, I wouldn't. Shut it, Smelly!*
*Brief argument ensues, followed by cigs and coffee, both saying, "What were we talking about again?"*

Really though, you've got the super-hero thing covered with your Ace Frehley alter ego. Rescues cute animals by day, rocks out to the max Detroit-style at night.

nope. did i tell you about the size 0/4 pants? i think you've actually got to have discernible hips to wear that outfit.

i just had a vision of myself running around and throwing squirrels and bunnies into a bag and taking them back to my lair.

Yes, you did. They weren't the same pair that one of the buttons fell off from, were they?

Yeah, you could nurse the squirrels and bunnies back to your lair, and then soothe them with the music of the Cocteau Twins and some lighted scented candles. Mmm, candles (drools).

i once made a goat learn how to devote his life to his kids

hoho you clever bastard
no button has ever fallen off any pants of mine. not due to my copious massive, jiggling rolls of fat anyway.

i hate scented candles. particularly vanilla ones. actually i'm not too partial to candles with my tendency to knock things over all the time. particularly with my big fat ass.


i have no words to describe how hard i laughed at that

i'm glad that there's one less deadbeat goat running around

haha yeh dead beat goat dads are an important investment

look at this degenerate

cut yer hair, ya hippie!

haha yeh
that would be a sweet toon
Dead Beat Goat Dad