Girls with glasses are the definition of HOT

I don't think that's an unpopular opinion.

I did.

She's a total dyke.

Satan - was it you I discussed this with?

i do not believe in the five second rule.

everyone knows its five minutes anyways

sausage is better than bacon

Everybody thinks chicks with glasses are hot, slavo.

I always say, "A girl could never be a perfect 10... without glasses on."

Glasses are just HAWT.

Here's my contribution to this thread:

There's no such thing as a grace period. Earn your red wings, motherfuckers.

yes, drunk
velma is a lezzzzzz
fred is gay
scooby and shaggy do nothing but smoke pot in the back of the van and eat four foot tall sandwiches that are inconceivably held together by a toothpick
no one knows what the fuck daphne is doing. token pretty girl but she's a ginge anyway

If Fred is gay, she's his fag hag.
If Fred is straight, she's riding his boloney poney while Velma solves the mystery.

scooby doo sucks his own dick.

I'm glad we had that conversation, it really helped me with the angers I had/still have toward that show. SCRAPPY DOO CAN FUCK A CHAIN SAW

yeah he's a little shit.

as if that show couldn't get any more annoying they add that motherfucking ass rapist piece of shit stupid dog. I raged so hard when I was a little kid.

Golden showers are a fantastic way to be intimate with your woman.

Scooby Dum was an OG

I lol'd

lemme at 'em I'll splat 'em

no love for scrappy doo :(