ohmygawd! that looks like California! :eek:

I'd love to see you on rollerskates.
With some big socks.
Rollerskates make you taller and are more fun than high heels.

you lecherous pig.

can't a girl rollerskate home in peace?



PS: nef post pics of yr lollerskates and big socks.

You meant to say "in Greece," of course.

Not really, I see no fires.
HA!
bad taste joke here, eh.

anywassssssss(s?), good EVENING . <--- I'm such a bastian contrario.

i can ride on the bitch if you see appropriate.

i convinced her to take a cab

good. i don't really like ridin' on bitches. but if the situation calls for it, i gotta be that cat, you know?

you misspelled "cab" *wink wink* ha ha ah ah aaaaaaaa haaaa I'm hilarious today.

the truth, ladies and gents

*cues up Big Pimpin*

i have the coolest rollerskates on the block. and short shorts and the whole bit but it's too cold for that shit now.

Hello all people.

Hi there. I need to go out for a walk, and I'll do it right now!

to me, it's still night time because i haven't gone to sleep yet.

it's a lot better, thanks for asking.
i think after i wake up today, i'll be 90% cured

that sounds so hot, let's get married.

hey man. i forgot you were sick. i hope you feel better soon. i know how it is with these things. my ex used to have chronic brochitis... she'd get a lower respiratory infection, it'd drag out for two months. i really hope it's not like that for you.

also. sorry for pissing in your hispanic thread.

Good Morning Europeans.

Thank you! Good *insert right word here* to you.
I'll cut my hair again today.
interesting, huh?
Fu*kin' pidgeons in the backyard.
Oh, time for a walk, can't stay away from the postal office for too long.

Hello

I was at a company party yesterday. I made the DJ play "Washing Machine". He did and all of a sudden the room was empty but I didn't give a fuck and kept jumping around the hall. Then he played some Joy Division for me too. Nice dude.

And I got wasted as always.