a clusterfuck

give or take a couple weeks early, and you could have the perfect child!

it will be perfect no matter what.

unless it comes out retarded. then i'll kill it.


jkjkjkjk.

A clusterfuck is what happen before she got pregnant.

oh you are so fucking clever

TOMORROW

fucking awesome Cantanks. Enjoy and congratulations OK?

In fairness, you do have a really punchable face. Herr Park as well. I'd probably give Bradders a slap around the chops as well. The three of you are decent enough chaps, I should add. Just eminently twattable.

So I guess that means we're not invited?

time for some serious partycrashing.

I won't believe a thing till you post pics.

ok i dont know if youre joking or what but i am obviously not going to invite some random people ive never met once in my life and hardly spoken to on any kind of serious level, nothing personal thats just sketchy


and sorry to sound defensive or whatever but i dont take shit, this is to all of you but mostly slavo, it is fucking sick sick SICK to question the fact that two people who have been together for a long long time would actually love each other enough to pay $35 dollars for a marriage license and go down to the courthouse and just do it like we were going to 2 years ago and NOT actually pussy out on it.......... and the fact hat i decided to not get the fetus sucked out fo my uterus with a vacuum, that anyone would ever question that makes me ill to my core........but quite honestly im a lot more interested in my own happiness and the happiuness of my family than someone being a cunt on the internent, worry about your fuckign self if you dont mind/ok thanks/i have more pressing issues to address/have fun kids/ill be enjoying my new tax status & by the way my initials are L.S.D now. how do you like that shit.

I doubt slavo was seriously questioning your marriage as much as was asking to see photos (who doesn't love marriage photos?) in typical internet fashion.

Also, mazel tov and may your first child be a rockstar.

that's my man. my man who knows how to decipher a message.
i see my sentence could have been sounding offensive.

ok well when you start out with soemthing like "i wont believe a thing" it kind of sends the wrong message you know, makes you seem like youre on the attACK.

sorry about my typig i really cant be bothered to go back and correct all my f-ups

and sorry fpr sounding so defensive it wasnt a shot at you or anything

anyway we just did the damn thing and got it over with, there was only 2 people there besides us (both our best friends) and then we went to his work and he tattooed a letter J on me and i did an L on him and we threw a party at our place and i didnt touch a drop of liquor and still managed to have a blast

satan, queen of the run on sentence

I'm scared shitless of ever having to commit to anyone on that level. That takes a lot of balls. Good for you Satan, you and your lovely balls.

see the thing is you dont HAVE To do it, we did it because we wanted to do it, have a real little family, and for tax purposes as well.

hes the first and only person i have ever been or ever will be in love with, i mean really in love. pardon if it sounds cheezy or whatever but if you are really in lov ewith someone it never goes away, ever. the first one just did me in. if i had to die for him to live i really would. if i had to cut off my arm or never see him again, i would cut off my arm. you get the idea.

you must spread some etc etc etc

Satanky- an apology is in order from. I sincerely hope it's happy families from now on. X