:mad:

I'm anything baby.

depending on who is asking?

While driving back from Ft. Wayne Indiana.....I saw some fall from the sky. It was dark so I saw like a white light falling and it went out before it reached the ground....

some.. Lesbians? What?

You got it.

sounds tasty!

it's senior night at IHOP.

there is a blizard coming and the wife is passed out on drugs, so it's pancake tiem

you shoudl build up an appetite...

"but its classical anyways, how cool are you I remember..."

I got rolled by the 1-times as I was walking up walkway to my house. The pig thought I was trying to juke him in my culdesac, it was all a coincidental misunderstand, however he straight gaffled me up..

said "put your hands behind your back, lean on my car" (I swear this was literally the first words out of is mouth) I replied, "sure, no problem, but can I ask what this is all about?"

as he searched me, said "your not being arrested (as he put me in hand cuffs and through me in the cage of his car)" to which I replied "ok but what is this all about" he said, "you're wearing a jacket, its hot outside"

motherfucker it was 4:30 in the afternoon and it was rather breezy, so I told him from the cage, "excuse me sir, this is a windbreaker, its windy."

I had nothing on me, no warrants, he let me out, no harm no foul, aside form being harrassed and humiliated as usual, however it could always be worse, what is to stop these motherfuckers from making me dissappear, they got the Apostle James brother of John, who I am?

really? I just ignore it, so I don't find it awkward. It's just bings on a computer screen, and I browse with sound off. IRL smll talk is worse for me, I want to walk away but feel bad for it.

nutso :(
get out of that town.

street life ma brutha

i want a quiet place.

right now, the mall is full of high school kids, kansas fans and losers.

I'd never dream of coming here, if my clone didn't have an eye appointment.

let. me. out.

i love the smell of american shopping malls. it's unique. one of the nicest smells in the world. seriously.

Superscent? It likely comes in a spray bottle. I had to use that junk at the movie theatre when i worked there. :/

Would I be right in thinking that Budweiser is the US equivalent of Foster's? That nobody in the US drinks the beer most associated with their country?

no one drinks fosters because it is shit. Not because of any association.