congratulations bytor!



this person is four years older than me and weighs over three times more.

morphine!

congrats my man!!! Hope you got something tasty!

Happiness is a warm gun (in my cold dead hand)

I have no interest in working either today or tomorrow.

later, I might shred some paper and delete voice mails, but that's about it.


I couldn't possibly.

totally not looking forward to tomorrow or the day after. The day after that however, will hopefully be awesome.

what's going to be happening tomorrow, miss phoenix?

Why is it that everytime I drink a glass of water in a pub, it upsets my stomach? What are they giving me? Toilet water?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Speaking of upset stomachs...zombots back

ahhh, do i upset yr stomach?

why does jesus have a monster cock where his abdomen should be?

LOLklahoma

that church is 5 minutes from where Im currently sitting.

Oklahoma is where all the action is!

this chick's from OK

you've obviously never been here...

hah

I have been! I have driven through 4 times, and once stayed in OKC for a while.

Monster Cock Jesus drives a monster truck.

I have been to OK. Trust me, THIS is the exception.

it's great if you love to do nothing but eat, drink and smoke yrself into a heart attack!

ps: omghigmku I was just wondering about you today...

was it a good fantasy?