yep. fireworks are awesome!!!

which do you like best?

The ones that twist and turn as they rise through the air.

You?

The ones with all the flashy lights!

Scorpion or Sub-zero?

sub zero. badass

who are the otehr characters in mortal combat? i forgot

simon, adrian, clive, trevor and martin.

scariest thing you seen recently?

hmmm. seven? not scary only gross

shoudl i go anywhere for my birthday or no?

Of course.We don't wanna see you on here on your birthday.

Stumble and fall flat on your bum?

You do it first.

Jump up, spin around and clap six times then do this obstacle course?

too tired

you do it

Fuck you.

Fuck you?

fuck me

fuck you?

Fuck that.

Fuck what?

Fuck it!

Do you believe that the universe has an edge?

I'm inclined to think that it does. But I'm open to persuasion. Good question.

Two weeks on an archaeological dig or two weeks on a cruise?

Archaeological dig.

When was the last time you ate alphabet soup, and do you miss it?

I don't believe I've ever eaten it. I'm not really a soup person.

If you were to take on a superhero in an attempt to defeat him, would you:

1 Carry out a merciless publicity campaign denouncing him
2 Take him on in a straight battle
3 Use a really sneaky method to dispatch him, possibly involving an over-complicated trap

?

number one for sure. but only after i reveal my scinister plot to destroy the world.

do you like to sleep in? and do you like breakfast in bed?

No. I'm very bad at sleeping anyway, but I like to be doing something.

If you were a great big fuckoff evil villain revealing your plot to destroy the world, would you:

1 place an advert in the newspapers
2 somehow take over all of the world's television screens
3 stride boldly into the houses of parliament during Prime Minister's Question Time
4 do it a different way

?

Write it in the grass on parliament hill with bodies of politicians.

Emotions suck fucking hard... agree?

Definetly.

I got vacation this week, what should I do first?