i think it's funny that only now i've seen i have been mentioned.

joe, we will hang eventually... definitely.

Forgive me if I cum.

feel woozy. want to sleep 8 hrs. don't want to work tomorrow. want tummy pains gone.

I'm at the LA county sheriif's office so that my liitle sister can drop off her daughter to spend the day with her violent father.

saw another (hot) mom just do the same thing. dude was gross looking.

dads are awesome!!

Last night I was drinking with my drummer and a bunch of friends and one of his drunk roomates tried to fight me.

I'm real sick with asthma right now (my own fault due to smoking) and have/getting over a virus so i've been exhausted and achey and tired and out of breath all week.

I beat his ass.

I dont believe in violence and didnt want to punch him (he was just waaaay drunk, hes usually a pretty cool dude dunno how it even started)...

so I just kept dodging him and then finally just grabbed him by the throat and slammed him to the ground and then grabbed his hair and held his face into the ground and yelled at him to calm down...fucking ridiculous

sick as hell and I still held it down, plus I was drunk too...

weird energy lately, apparently another friend of mine got into a fight at a bar the other night...some bro grinded up on him and then called him gay and my friend tried to ignore it while he was talkin to a girl, happened again and my friend punched the bro in the face haha

the bartenders let him finish his drink b4 he got kicked out too hahaha...

noone likes a bro.

what has this board become?
my sweetest troll
everyone that posts, goes away, in the end
and you could have it all,
my empire of neg rep,
i would neg you down
if you made one single football thread

the football threads tear a hole
an allfamiliar boredom
try to kill it, with non football threads
but it just keeps coming back again
what has this board become?
my sweetest troll
everyone that posts, give a shit about kicketyball
and they should all realise their folly, or at least have their legs sawn off, and have a football sowed on instead of a head,
in the end
the terrorists wont let us down,
they'll bomb a stadium eventually
or the oil leak will explodify the earth like in one of teslas sweet libertarian apocalypse fantasies
anything to free us, from this tyranny
the tyranny of kicketyball
with all the ball kickers acting like theys all worth paying attention to
for just kicking balls
they are teh suxxor.
but at least you can feel honoured
being privy to my masterpiece.

I'm thinkin' about goin' to see Rush on their Time Machine tour....

You must spread some hurt around before giving it to ni'k again.

I love it when chicks shave their snatches.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/p4t78p

this is for an anonymous bizcard thing, quiet improvised acoustic folk song about my stepmom raping me and my dad holding a gun to my head!

I need a cat.

Cruising through the city after hours
With me fusing all our powers
Heres to all our dreams
Take me one more time
Take me one more wave
Take me for one last ride
I'm out of my head

Tonight, Tonight

I assume this requires a special kind of meth? Where does one obtain this?

I kinda think it might be fun to get buttfucked by ET....

I'm not sure that he buttfucks you so much as shoves a glowing finger up yr ass.