We're into the heavy drinking portions of the night, right? Waiting for election results.

"'imma'... 'imma'? 'imma'? I-M-M-A, is that a word?"

Holy cow dead heat between Beto and fucking Ted so far...

of course it’s a word you stupid

just like gonna

get with the goddamn times

and i mean gal gadot

great legs tho

i dont drink heavy on weekdays but i did have a shot of bourbon post-dinner

gonna watch a frnch mooby

Not really like "gonna", I would argue. But anyway, did you just call Wonder Woman stupid?

linda carter was even stupider lolol

gonna

i’m reeling with avoidance

it’s like the alcohol has an extra effect

i cooked a whole picnic roast, with a dry rub

fucking excellent

Great everything. The gal (heh) is LITERALLY a goddess you know.

ani lo medaber ivrit

Um.....this isn't going great for Dems, is it?

shhh

man

im watching a mooby

:D :D :D

And the Democrats have the House.

Yup, she knows her Krav Maga. Also Kung Fu kickboxing, Capoeira and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Ouch.

really, you not shittin me?

thanks for the good news

tho now trumpet will make them his punching bag

please tell me xochi won at least ha ha ha

I stand by my thoughts that majority of the GOP get elected without conspiracy, and we're just not as "advanced" as a country as we like to believe. Sucks, but...

So far, according to The Washington Post, the Democrats have gained 2 seats. So let's cool it and stay tuned.

They do?

Fuck....I'm gonna get stoned now.

oh it’s legal in yr country now izzinnit.

invite me in!

1 was 100% mistaken!

Ted DOES NOT have this in Cruz control......Ted is out trying to help push start his political carrier. A State Judge ordered Harris County (Houston) polls stay open an extra hour......it’s too close to call!

http://gothamist.com/2018/11/06/2018...rm_results.php

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez won, she's the youngest congresswoman in U.S. history.

The Senate looks like SHIT. All the "vulnerable GOP" seats are staying red (Beto is still hanging there, though), while out of 9 "vulnerable Dem" races 3 are going Republican. Worse, Michigan ("likely Dem") seems fucked.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/elect...=.7d88cd117473

This is fucking depressing. I'm losing my faith in Democracy.

Dems might take the house by a slim margin. But how the fuck do the results almost stay the same after this 2 year horror show?

It appears Ted Cruz has won 51/47......the most expensive Senate race in American history.

It’s becoming evident that GOPer’s are adding to their majority in the Senate.

Wait - Michigan and Arizona are going blue now. I'm getting seasick...

Kobach down!

Anyway, Dems will take House, so that's something, I guess.

Now for them to accomplish something with it!

she might be many things but a linguist she aint

(forgot to say)

It will be gridlock as usual, right?

Sigh......where was the blue wave? Fuck me!! (Make fun of me now, Bytor etc...)

Kate Brown, bithes!

Sanctuary cities, m-f ers!

Fake-o tax control measures 66/33 fail

D’s take Our local County Comission, asswipes!

Art Robinson down for the 4th fucking time...time to stop that fight

Scott Walker losing

David Fuckstk Brat

I've always found him vastly overrated... Oh, wait, you mean the Wisconsin governor - yeah, FUCK that guy.

gridlock is how to muzzle the dotard

well not muzzle he will keep tweeting, but

you know what i mean—have some checks and balances

it will be very very ugly, but he might negotiate after all, not get rubberstamped bullshits

actually you know, he fought with the repukes a lot

but an infrastructure bill would be very good

except what taxes will pay for it?