I got drunk shortly after. Crypto looks ace. Leave the guy alone, he's only enjoying himself.

I have never had anything but good things to say about crypto his perpetual party!

afterall, he is The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Thanks. That jacket was cheap as chips. I'll probably destroy it soon, given that I have a habit for wearing out all the clothes that I have. The ones that I like, anyway. I think it looks better because I'm impossibly sexy.

marry me

ok.
It wouldn't fit me anyway.
have fun guys, going to grandma to take pics of weird pre WWII stuff.

what's up with the supergayrelated posts spree, GEEDEX?
he eh

what's that?

ha no it's Porky, i'm hot for him. Currently trying to seduce him ONE MORE TIME. Even started a new diet to meet his tastes. At least i'm trying. Don't judge me.

its funny because i do actually think crypto lives vicariously through himself

^^^ he once created an awkward situation just to see what it felt like.

dude....he's from FRANCE.

and...you sure you won't fight me over that jacket? I feel bad just taking it from you like that...

hahaha
Dave, I LOVE YOU
I can't wait to party with you again

all of your lady friends are gorgeous, crypto!!! do they all have sex with you too?

Ok, here are a few pics from a couple of weeks ago, out seeing a band with the BF. I'm not crazy abou tmy hair in these pics, but what can ya do?

and this next one is same night, with a couple of friends I haven't seen in a while...

????

Welcome to jurassic park !

Fuck me Crypto....give me your life.

August 2008: (No Michelin Man jokes, please!)