^^^Ha ha! Funny, true etc.

I'm out of chewing gum except for this horrible mint/fruit sugar free stuff. I'd rather chew pine sap.

Who wouldn't?! Pine sap's the best!

orbit's sangria gum is KICKASS. ordinarily, i never associate a "kickass" in all caps with gum, but i'm hooked on the stuff.

(i'm a little tipsy. finally!)

i can pick up on accents really quick. when i speak in spanish my accent's pretty mean.

this is immature, but my stepbrother and i had a ball when we called enzyte's hotline (enzyte a male enhancement drug, just fyi) at three am acting as a drunk feuding southern couple. my thing was i wanted to order it and he was reluctant, but came through at the end when the guy offered us a deal for our "wedding night coming up". it was fun.

^^^Ha ha ha! Good scam, schizogirl.

I can fake an excellent Russian, even better than English/Irish/Scottish/German (as my genetics would suggest). In fact I often jump into it when I'm bored at a restaurant or something.

why,thank you :]

pbradley- i do a good generic eastern european accent. sometimes i'm afraid i veer off into "borat, if stoned" mode but i've been told i sound real.

I do a terrible Czech accent - you'd think that, after 6 years of learning the language, I would at least have mastered that *slaps head*

nah, sometimes my spanish is goofy. i'm not fluent or anything close, but when i'm thinking in english and speaking spanish i can be comical.

My German accent is good, though *adopts Basil Fawlty "Don't mention the war!" accent*

haha! now i want to go find some dvds of that. do any exist?

Ohhh, best of luck with your date, schizogirl. Just be yerserlf, mate :) I think "Fawlty Towers" is on DVD (put out by the BBC, I believe).

It's Orbit's Mint Mojito. Horrible.


I'm unable to find any pine trees either.

CAROL VORDERMAN QUITS COUNTDOWN

what is there on afternoon television for young guys to bash their bishop to now then?

My friend works at some white water rafting place and a bunch of us a re supposed to be going up there today.

I want to go but I'm tired as shit and don't really feel like sleeping over.

Aahhhhhhhhhhh

white water rafting rules the mountaintops. i'm not sure if there are actually white water rapids on mountaintops, but regardless, just watch 'River Wild' and then you'll be stoked to go.

proof is in the linkage. not pudding. pudding is gross. unless you were a cast member for MTV's The State in the 90s, in which case, puddin' was awww yeeeaaaah

but anyway this isn't about puddin', this is about The River Wild
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAe5Pp-Xx4E

We're not going to raft though, we're going to hang out with rafters (well, a rafter, I don't know the others)

haha that is strange.

Kind of, yes.

in this irrellevant post i want to do two things:
a) assure EMMAh that not all rafters are Jane's Addiction listening to murderers like Kevin Bacon in the aforementioned movie

and

b) i had a b while i was typing a. i have no idea now what it was. it might have involved linking another youtube either river wild clip or jane's addiction music video... so !

c) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJt3f6Lach4

That was interesting haha. I can't say I watched the whole things though ;)

We shall see about these rafter people I guess. Even if they do suck huge balls I'm pretty talented when it comes to ignoring people I don't feel like talking to. Call me a bitch... hahaha.

We don't need no
Education
You can stick it
Up your arsehole

irrelevance

this post is relevant now then?

Yes, just as relevant as this post.

hot dog

the state is godly.

This generation
Rules the nation
With version

Music happen to be the food of love
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub

I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel it 'cause it was the month of June
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
So I left my gate and went out for a walk
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

So I stopped to find out what was going on.
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
'Cause the spirit of Jah, you know he leads you on
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
There was a ring of dreads and a session was there in swing
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel the chill as I seen and heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

'Cause me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist
Me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist, I say

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

You play it on the radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo
A so me know you a go play it on the disco
A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
This is gonna make us jump and shout (on the left hand side)

Rope is coming on TCM at 2 AM Eastern time. Oh yeah!!!

oh, sweet! unfortunately, i'll be trying to catch up on sleep.

You'll just have to catch it some other time. I will be losing sleep because of it, but it's totally worth.

I couldn't stop laughing at this.

I just flicked fag ash into my drink. Arse!

Still not as bad as remembering too late that you used a 1/4 full Styrofoam coffee cup as an ashtray. Yuck...

Oh God! *blanches*