had to stay an extra 5 hours at work, til midnight cause a co-worker called in sick, an 11 hour day, and have to go in early tomorrow

Rope!!

I've had "Your Mother Should Know" by the Beatles stuck in my head for a really long time now and it's driving me crazy. I don't even like that song.

fuck, now that's playing on a loop over "umbrella". oh man.

I just hope Weird Al makes a song about Old Yeller from Umbrella for his next album.

haha! that'd be too good.

Oh fuck why did you mention that song? Now I have to get the Beatles back into my head.

I should get in touch with him and give him the idea.

you can still stand under my umbrella ella ella ay ay ayyy :D

Only the ella ella ella gets stuck in my head. After about 3 minutes, I'm looking for a power drill.

The worst part is, I had a momentary memory lapse and was like, "Umbrella? I don't think I know that song. Who is it by?" Then I Googled it. Stupidest idea...As soon as I saw "Rihanna" I knew I was fucked.

i would like a power drill.

tonight i smoked these really nice, cooling cigarettes and didn't get the brand. i'm a little upset.

once i googled a song lyric that turned out to be something from that fuckass-awful veggietales and some song about water buffaloes as sang by a TOMATO got stuck in my head for a week.

I can't find my cloves...they're like smoking Christmas.

I'm out of cigarette ammo at present - will go get me some later on. Will have a late breakfast, methinks...perhaps a fried egg sandwich and coffee.

i didn't take much money out with me tonight except for the cover cost and some $$ for my japanese dinner so i forgot to stock up for the next few days.

melly- not big on dairy, but a coffee sounds nice. right now my appetite is nothing and i want to cook something for early breakfast but i know i wouldn't eat it.

I've hit the plateau where I don't think i'll be able to sleep. 4:40AM, yay! Breakfast will be something with caffeine and 2 day old Krispy Kreme donuts.

yesterday i slept from 7 am to 1. i know i'm not sleeping now. my breakfast will be a bottle of water with the caffeine flavor packet and a bagel if i can get myself to eat.

I'm not massively hungry at the moment either. It's quite hot here, and I think that's killed my appetite so far this morning. However, a cup of coffee first of all should see me right. I think I'll go and make one now.

it finally rained for a little bit tonight and it appeared as though it'd storm, but even at night here it's still in the 100s. not a good incentive to eat.

I really really really really want it to rain.

i'd love it to rain, unfortunately it going to be inhumanely (for me anyway) hot in london today.

i can feel hunger. hm.

It's goddamn sticky as hell here in Sarf London. I've currently got a big fan blowing warm air into my face.

my apartment is subzero. if the temperatures inside and out flip-flopped, i'd love it.

My room somehow gets no air from the air conditioning, and I just found a tiny fan in the closet. I haven't had a cool room in the summer for years. It's seriously my favorite thing on the planet right now.

I'm not exaggerating at all.

the living room here gets blasted, as does my half of the room. we can trade.

My room is on a separate ducting from the rest of the house. 75 all the time, which means the A/C turns on every 4 minutes or so, sounding like a 747 at take-off.

my stepmom insists on it being 72 or 73, so when i'm inside i need a sweatshirt. it's so uncomfortable.

I went to Rocky Horror tonight,
and I have never seen such an exquisite, complete display of cleavage in my life.

Kick that bitch's ass.

i was sort of in south london today. bushy park; near kingston/ richmond. I'm guessing you are more south central?

Yes, Clapham/Battersea area - been my home for many a year now.

Here in the UK, saying 'Whatever happened to white dog poo? It used to be everywhere when I was a kid and now I don't see it anymore!' has been the bandwagon 'observation' of choice ever since Arthur Smith (I think) mentioned it around ten-years ago.

I heard someone saying it in a York pub the other day as if they'd thought of something blindingly original.

Well, interestingly, since I've been spending some time with my uncle, I can now produce it to order, or rather his dog can - and I'm going to start selling it in a tasteful glass-presentation box, with a certificate of authenticity. The price of this unusual gift will be £50.

This time next-year I'll be a millionaire if these fuckers put their money where their mouth is.

Arthur Smith? Gah! I've been mentioning that since the late 80's. :D

I love the present idea - I'm minded to buy one for my boss at work....

Since finding this dog, I've felt like I've struck oil.

I may produce an expensive coffee-table book with pictures of white dog poo, from all angles. Hopefully that will satisfy this insatiable demand to see it!

Do a limited edition of one, with Royal Corgi doo poo. I'm sure Charles Saatchi would buy that up faster than he can say "Nigella Lawson".

The possibilities are endless!

oooh!

rocky horror is my favourite film of all time.

DannyHimself - cheers for the MySpace add today - you're right, I am a pretentious git :D