a fresh drink at 36 ° celcius is your morning urine

when you give people your name card always laugh even if you know everything from a to z is fake

when there is a big fire breaking out you don't need a lighter

if you are joing a voodoo ritual and chiken blood hits the ground don't think something is going to happen

when you come home always have a good lie ready for your parents

when you come home and you forgot your keys it's not your brain that left out on you it's you who left out on your brain

if you believe too many stories you have a self inflected psychose

if you look down you probably see your feet

what if you had your legs amputated?

if there is a sign at the zoo 'don't feed the animals' where is the sign 'don't feed the humans drugs'

you won't win a beauty contest

if a cow looks back at you don't think this cow is tupid

because you are an artist doesn't mean you gonna find a nude model

if you wanna make it in life take an 'image and reputation building' class

where the sun and the moon were when you were born doesn't mean anything

if you have taken erection pills don't go swimming

a person who enjoys classic music while thinking of killing people in a brutal way is probably a psychopath

because a beggar has a cardboard 'need food' doesn't make it romantic

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I do not understand men at all.