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davenotdead 08.25.2009 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
wiki and/or do i give a fuck? ive tried absolutely everything. several chiropractors, acupuncture, you name it. all paid for OUT OF POCKET. popping heavy duty painkillers all day is absolutely the only thing that helps.

i dont have a herniated disc my spine is just fucked up and crushing a nerve



did you go to an activator method™ chiroprac?

i don't trust the other methods.

let me find you a link for a trusted one.

Satan 08.25.2009 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
did you go to an activator method™ chiroprac?

i don't trust the other methods.

let me find you a link for a trusted one.

yes. and i'm not fucking going again.
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
^^^ 40mg prednisone qd, 20mg prednisone the next day and 10mg the next.

make yr doctor give you a script. take them when it starts to act up.

$3 for 30 or something insanely cheap.

no way am i taking that shit. i've seen my aunt and grandma on that shit and it's bad news. hallucinating, hair falling out, totally wacked out and delusional in a bad way.
i'll stick to my fucking oxycontin thanks.

davenotdead 08.25.2009 11:36 PM

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Chiroprac...tor-method.htm

Satan 08.25.2009 11:36 PM

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

davenotdead 08.25.2009 11:37 PM

whats the name of the activator guy you went to and how many times did you go?

you know it'll likely take more than one visit right?

pbradley 08.25.2009 11:38 PM

Is the activator method the one where they bring in the energy crystals?

davenotdead 08.25.2009 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Is the activator method the one where they bring in the energy crystals?



 




u guys sure are close-minded for being "far-out-avant-music-people-and-vegetarians" .


i bet you all pay to go get vaccinated too, don't you?

Satan 08.25.2009 11:41 PM

dr. lim on broadway. about five or six times. why are you trying to fucking prove me wrong on this (and failing)? i'm the one suffering, okay? i'm contented to take my fucking pills, i'm not hurting anyone, leave me alone.

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
no way am i taking that shit. i've seen my aunt and grandma on that shit and it's bad news. hallucinating, hair falling out, totally wacked out and delusional in a bad way.
i'll stick to my fucking oxycontin thanks.

yeah, I've seen it too. once, it made my the skin of grandma's hand come off like a glove when I was helping her up.

but that's from taking it ALL the time. every day. massive doses. taping the dosage down helps prevent system shock from the steroids. it'll fix yr nerve pain though.

but hey, do watcha want. it's no skin off my back (or hands).

Satan 08.25.2009 11:45 PM

that stuff is so evil.

increased blood sugar for diabetics
weight gain
facial swelling
depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
unusual fatigue or weakness
mental confusion / indecisiveness
blurred vision
abdominal pain
peptic ulcer
infections
painful hips or shoulders
Steroid-induced osteoporosis
Long term migraines
insomnia
severe joint pain
cataracts
anxiety
black stool
stomach pain or bloating
severe swelling
mouth sores or dry mouth
avascular necrosis
stretch marks
nervousness
acne
rash
increased appetite
hyperactivity
frequent urination
diarrhea
removes intestinal flora
leg pain (i must have failed to mention that the pain is the most severe in my leg(s))
sensitive teeth

davenotdead 08.25.2009 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
dr. lim on broadway. about five or six times. why are you trying to fucking prove me wrong on this (and failing)? i'm the one suffering, okay? i'm contented to take my fucking pills, i'm not hurting anyone, leave me alone.



ok. do what you want.

i'm sorry it didn't work for you.

i found 4 other guys in manhattan who do activator and obviously, i have never been to them... its impossible to tell how good a doctor is without having been treated by them.... but it does work.

chiropractic is an ongoing thing though. its like taking your car in to mechanics regularly for maintenance. the better you treat your car's engine, the longer it lasts. same with chiroprac and yr spine.

i've never been vaccinated.

i've never been to a "doctor" ... obviously i'm lucky, but i'm not the only one. and who knows how many conditions i'd have if i hadn't been raised in chiropractic/nutrition.

Satan 08.26.2009 12:07 AM

i'm just saying i know what works for me and yeah people shouldn't take pills if they don't need them and run to the doctor if they have a splinter, but i don't do that, i never ever go to the doctor unless i absolutely have to in order to get more pills which i do need or else i would be in such severe pain that i wanted to kill myself. i don't want to be a drug addict for the rest of my life but that's just the way it is.

infinitemusic 08.26.2009 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
So you're willing to spite the worthy because of the worthless?


Well, isn't that what America's all about?

infinitemusic 08.26.2009 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
ok i read the wikipedia page where you got that from.

a quick google search told me that chiropractors can, in fact, fix sciatica. which makes sense since its a spinal condition. which is what chiropractic is all about.

this is the first guy i found, and he does it.
http://www.oldtowncpk.com/faq.htm


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i've never been vaccinated.
Are you mentally handicapped? Just asking...

Satan 08.26.2009 12:24 AM

its just fucking ridiculous to even think that would work. there is a physical problem here.
but when youre desperate for relief you will do anything i suppose.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by infinitemusic
Are you mentally handicapped? Just asking...



do you know anything about the human body's immune system? just asking

davenotdead 08.26.2009 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
its just fucking ridiculous to even think that would work. there is a physical problem here.
but when youre desperate for relief you will do anything i suppose.



chiro can fix most things.

obviously not cancer or major heart conditions or aids or male pattern baldness...

but most things, yes.

Satan 08.26.2009 12:37 AM

:rolleyes: hippie

davenotdead 08.26.2009 12:42 AM

lol, i guess.


you can all come over and check my pulse, do whatever you want. i'm healthy and i don't get vaccinated. deal with it.

you're all stronger than u think. cept for those of you with cancer, you should get help.

just the other day, i went to a dermotologist for the first time, to get a mole checked out, and when there were 2 whole pages of space for me to list my medications and allergies and stuff, i lol'd and wrote "none" at the top in real small letters, handed it back to the secretary and she looked at me like i was a dickhead. its like i have to be sorry for being healthy/normal

Satan 08.26.2009 12:45 AM

yeah people look at you like youre crazy if you dont take anything.
i never get sick. i have a lil smokers cough. i can count the times in my life ive been really sick on one hand.


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