Have we established yet what sort of pictures would be valid proof of my gender?

And, Camel or Marlboro Lights. I'm not particular, if you're buying.

on all fours, photographed from behind, whilst looking over your shoulder.

i'll get you marlboro lights.

In jeans and a t-shirt? Done.

jeans and a t shirt is fine just as long as the t-shirt is tight fitting, and the jeans are crotchless.

AKA "Denim chaps."
Your parameters seem better suited to some sort of moustachioed Tom Of Finland type than our fair truncated.

well i want to get good value for the cigarettes i'm sending. what kind of photos do you think would be more appropriate?

I'm not particular as long as boots are involved.

You can ship those cigarettes regular post. I'm in no hurry.

Is it the brand of cigs that determine the quality of the pics, or other way around?

no cigarettes, that does not match my scientifically required criteria at all!

The spirit of Village People lives on.....

It does, however, sort of fit the implied gayness factor.

Does it now?

That is the illegitimate anally-conceived love child of Jermaine Jackson and Esquerita, isn't it?

Someone with a lot of time in their hands.

Will this do?

Or is this more like it?

aiiii, that is too creepy for me.

But imagine introducing her to your parents.

Her? There's probably a man inside the manga costume.