he said it himself: gay dads do it best.

Bacon anyone?

THAT'S IT.

I can't stand tea or coffee. I've tried all kinds. I think they all very literally taste like flavored dirt-water.

in my very cultured opinion, eight o'clock coffee is the best.

I saw a commercial for 8 o'clock coffee. I had never heard of it before...

Kevin Bacon and Tom Waits put together. nice.

marras is italian, i don't what them growing up to be thieves.

you never fail to crack me up.
well, you're not going to take care of it. it's either me or him, so basically it comes down to this:
drug addict or theif?

YES! IT IS!

abortion.

That kid will be well looked after,i tell you.Either that or the baby will fall into the hands of some sadistic english pedophile.

trip in brussels, actually on asignment (i'm the one on the left)






at my friends place, obviously, i'm the one on the right

it's been a while since i posted a picture, so i thought i might now, don't know if they were posted before.

hey.......

[quote=EMMAh]Bacon anyone?


I'm busted !!


Just don't hassle my bro' ....OK ? :rolleyes:

You look just like this guy I know named Dan, he drinks insane amounts of energy drinks.

yea, against the grain, you are tom waits, kevin bacon, and ron perlman put together. the six degrees of hellboy the raindog.

i'm classy.
all a part of my lovely night out.
the worst part is that i'm wearing a tie.

i am also missing a chunk of my toe if anyone cares to see.
TOO LATE.

Mmm, i thought the gay porn was great but now this? You've surpassed the perverts cantankerous.

that's like half a centimeter deep, too.

Your toes look like you play rugby shoeless twice a day.

i spend so much time kicking ass (shoeless, like all the greats did it) that i might as well.

Oh damn, props for that. And the first great with green hair, double whammy.

i kind of have a mullet in that top picture.
that's no accident, children.

im starting to mullet out myself

cank - a tie? thats really icing on the cake...

"Ben-David and the Giant Sandwich."

Kevin Bacon... nice? Eww... Every female I know, including my wife and daughter, thinks Bacon's a twat. I'd be thinking about getting me a makeover, grain! :)

No the worst part is the ciggie in your mouth.

"Put down your cigarette and join the modern world with me..."

cigarettes are cool

right... hack, hack... real cool...

you mean kool.

Someone's offering you a nice sandwich.

Yeah, kool would be the appropriately pretentious word here.

Kids, look at that picture above ^, the bottom one, and heed this advice: Smoking begins damaging your body the moment you start. See:

http://www.allaboutlifechallenges.or...s-cool-faq.htm

OK, I know you mean well here (being no fan of smoking myself), but that site is pretty ridiculous in other areas. Read their section on masturbation, to name just one. A more hilarious and offbase take on this activity would be hard to find. Laughably puritanical and inaccurate.


Edit:

This one is even better! Their take on gay christians! HAHHAHA!!!

http://www.allaboutworldview.org/gay-christians.htm

As a masturbation addict myself, I can say they are way off the mark on that one. True.

Maybe this is more balanced: http://www.obscurious.co.uk/html/htm.../60reasons.htm

Yeah!