bummergeddon.

bummerpalooza.

I have so much to do todya. it sucks.

well not really....but yeah

I have a relatively new game (due to lack of participation in "hey....smell this).

my game is called "do you still need your ______?"

it goes like this:

while shopping with a loved one, wait until there are other shoppers nearby, and then, in the loudest voice possible, ask "do you still need your _______?" (where _______ is the most embarrassing item nearby).

last night it was "laxatives" for the win.

please note: "are we out of _____?" also works.

ex: are we out of anal lube?!!?

a look gains you 1 point
a derisive laugh is worth 2 points
disturbing the other shopper to the point of making them flee: instant game win

Sounds fun, but I think I might like "Hey, smell this" better.

me too, but you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to get someone to smell the seat of department store exercise machines...or say...the "tried on but didn't want" rack at Salvation Army.

^ Have you tried putting a cupcake next to the seat? I personally don't like tricking people into playing games....but it really does sound like a fun game.

there is no trick. the rules are well understood.

love that vid.

finished revising my papaer w000t.

My mum after overhearing me listening to Sir Richard Bishop: "Hey, is that Santana?!"

I just received a lesson in Hebrew over the phone explaining that my name is Greek for Jesus.

I am risen.

I've spent the past few days working from bed chewing nicotine gum, drinking coffee, and twittering nonsense. Im'a hibernate until the weather is less bi-polar here in Canada.

there's a giant blue parrot like this one in my garden!

The are no rules, when the trick is understood.

she'll let you do anything

I bet someone is looking for it and would pay $$$ anyone who could help him getting it back.